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[Jer]

i totally just told this girl im in the adult film industry when she asked me what i did for work haha epic

[Ziveeman]

lol what did she say?

[Jer]

she like oh really what do you do?

i said well im an actor ya know

shit no reply yet maby i should bring out the haha im totally fucking with you part

[Maximum-Can]

Say you fuck things for a living. The end.

[Jer]

shes like ohh that sweet how long you been in it?

i couldent go any longer i had to break the news that i was fucking with her...

next new girl that adds me on myspace it take it farther haha

[GOD LOVES ME]

we're not speaking about the same girl from the other thread, are we?

[Jer]

haha no we are not, this one is some girl that added me on myspace just now that said i was hott, i was actually intending to scare her away cause she kind of a gernade in her picture, but i looked at more of them and shes not too bad haha, but anyways i broke the news and told her what i do do for work and shes like ohh i like a guy that is good with his handsss , oh man well to fucking bad im not in tucson anymore haha

[Mezulu]

Jer, on 10 March 2010 - 08:57 PM, said:

shes like ohh that sweet how long you been in it?

i couldent go any longer i had to break the news that i was fucking with her...

next new girl that adds me on myspace it take it farther haha

Dude you gotta grow some balls. Take the joke to the end every time! You should have tried to get her to "star" in a movie with you.

GOD LOVES ME, on 10 March 2010 - 09:03 PM, said:

we're not speaking about the same girl from the other thread, are we?

Lol that would have been hilarious, though

[Jer]

i was gonna take it farther but i had to piss really bad and go workout haha

[Mezulu]

Dang pissing and working out in the same sentence? maybe you ARE an adult film star

[Jer]

oh yeah you know i am multi talented like that


(and fyi doing squats and sit ups while pissing not a good idea )

[Mezulu]

The things we take as common sense....priceless.

[Jer]

im here for your guys entertainment!

[Mezulu]

Lol then do a BARREL ROLL!

[Maximum-Can]

Jer, on 10 March 2010 - 10:21 PM, said:

oh yeah you know i am multi talented like that


(and fyi doing squats and sit ups while pissing not a good idea )

usually you don't do any of that at the same time - squats and situps at the same time?!141325ij23

[Mezulu]

yeah that IS pretty impressive