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[mnbasdpoi123]

So, the past few days I was working out the gym to already improve my enormous guns. In case you guys don't know me, I'm a 6'7" jock at my highschool that everyone calls Mnbasdpoi123 (and sometimes poi123 or pimpstick for short) and lost my virginity when I was 7. Basically I'm pumping some iron, then this fine ass white chick walks by me. I look at her with confidence in my eyes and she looks back, obviously attracted to my 24 pack and large crotch. I was like, fuck yea! I had to leave as soon as this happened because I'm the star football, basketball, soccer, and everything player. I come back a week later after ditching all my classes except PE, cuz that's what cool kids do. Then guess what? I saw her again and I got an erection. I'm sure everyone in the room noticed and wanted some of my subway footlong, especially the hot blonde chick. As I was working out with my huge dick, I heard a girl say "hey!", and NOT to my surprise it was the same hot blonde chick. I then have to leave, because my teachers would find out that I ditched to the gym because I'm so damn fit and left to get some steroids and protein shakes. Before leaving though, I obtained and exchanged digits with the hot blonde chick.

As I leave, I see I got a new text message (cuz that's all the hype and it's cool), and once again it was the hot blonde chick. I see that she writes "how old r u", and I respond "37". To my surprise, she says, you're way too young for me, and so I ask, "how old r u?" (proper grammer my niggas) and she replies "41". Despite this shit between us, I am attempting to obtain something that isn't obtainable even though I am a physically fit (not mentally however) jock at my school and can easily maintain a 2.5 GPA.

[GOD LOVES ME]

so what's the question?

[mnbasdpoi123]

Should I follow through with this hard core lifestyle?

[GOD LOVES ME]

You truly are my idol

[Trees]

...

I hate to admit it, but that was fucking hilarious.

[Mezulu]

I went ahead and moved this troll thread to LOL FORUM

[CutMet]

[Mezulu]

[Manish]

mnbasdpoi123, on 12 March 2010 - 07:35 PM, said:

So, the past few days I was working out the gym to already improve my enormous guns. In case you guys don't know me, I'm a 6'7" jock at my highschool that everyone calls Mnbasdpoi123 (and sometimes poi123 or pimpstick for short) and lost my virginity when I was 7. Basically I'm pumping some iron, then this fine ass white chick walks by me. I look at her with confidence in my eyes and she looks back, obviously attracted to my 24 pack and large crotch. I was like, fuck yea! I had to leave as soon as this happened because I'm the star football, basketball, soccer, and everything player. I come back a week later after ditching all my classes except PE, cuz that's what cool kids do. Then guess what? I saw her again and I got an erection. I'm sure everyone in the room noticed and wanted some of my subway footlong, especially the hot blonde chick. As I was working out with my huge dick, I heard a girl say "hey!", and NOT to my surprise it was the same hot blonde chick. I then have to leave, because my teachers would find out that I ditched to the gym because I'm so damn fit and left to get some steroids and protein shakes. Before leaving though, I obtained and exchanged digits with the hot blonde chick.

As I leave, I see I got a new text message (cuz that's all the hype and it's cool), and once again it was the hot blonde chick. I see that she writes "how old r u", and I respond "37". To my surprise, she says, you're way too young for me, and so I ask, "how old r u?" (proper grammer my niggas) and she replies "41". Despite this shit between us, I am attempting to obtain something that isn't obtainable even though I am a physically fit (not mentally however) jock at my school and can easily maintain a 2.5 GPA.

EPIC WIN

Mezulu, on 12 March 2010 - 10:28 PM, said:

I went ahead and moved this troll thread to LOL FORUM

[Mezulu]

lol

[mnbasdpoi123]

Update: I got a part time job at Mcdonalds, I'm in the $$$.

[Manish]

You're my Hiro.

[Red Phazon]

shima

[Jer]

the clown strikes again!

[mnbasdpoi123]

Jer, on 15 March 2010 - 09:00 PM, said:

the clown strikes again!

Nice trolling fag, and you already saw what I look like in the other thread I posted "clown for hire". Someone delete this bitch's post please.

[Jer]

Someone delete this bitch's account please

[mnbasdpoi123]

I am gold member, young silvery one, and please stop trolling.

[Jer]

i didnt know they allowed pussies to be gold members

(sorry to everyone else but this guy is pissing me off)

[mnbasdpoi123]

I am what I eat.

[Jer]

licking your computer screen doesn't count bro im sorry