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by: josephine
a boy (we will call him jose) was walking home from school one day. it was a sunny afternoon yet jose was sneezing frequently. in fact, he suffered all the common symptoms of a cold: an itchy dry throat, itchy dry eyes, and slight dizziness. it had been a hard week and jose was happy to be returning home after a long day.
now we join jose on his trip home. suddenly, as he walks along, a gigantic sneeze wells up inside him. he knows the ejaculation of particles is inevitable, so he launches [a sneeze] as far as he can. little did he know what that sneeze did. jose sneezed so hard that a chunk of his cock loosened and fell off, rolling down the inside of his pants and coming to rest on the sandy ground below. jose felt a slight pain in his groin area but thought nothing of it and returned home. and thus his story ends.
the chunk, meanwhile, was up to no good. it reached level 26 and evolved:
and so now instead of "chunk," it was now an adult "missingchunk." revered by pokemon trainers worldwide, lustfully sought after as a way to duplicate the 6th item in their item bag, usually the famed "rare candy." with no pokedex entry for "missingchunk," what were the trainers to do? blindly search, of course. this was until one day, when a trainer followed the old man's tutorial in viridian city on how to catch pokemon, then immediately flew to cinnabar island and surfed along the right hand side of the island.
unfortunately the trainer forgot about the 6th item slot and had stored his bicycle as the 6th item, leading to 128 bicycles in his item bag. this caused a fatal overflow error, and the trainer died. his parents held a funeral service the next day.
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