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1. kids who look stupid and have no social power buy "ballin' shoes" in an attempt to make their image look better. this mostly involves asian kids, the next time you see an asian freshman check his/her shoes and see if they look pricey and totally unaffordable. this applies to other grades as well (reference sasi here). unfortunately this technique is gay
2. males who wear white flip-flops or rainbows try to look hip yet completely miss their mark, and end up looking gay.
white flip flops and rainbows are for girls to wear. end of story.
3. flats are gay. what the fuck do girls want to look like by wearing them? professional? i don't think so.
i just found that they cost a shitload of money too.
4. i don't know what these are called, but they seem to be the rage with girls these days. i'll call them "greek sandals" because they look like what the ancient greeks wore:
the version with strings that go up the leg are a huge hassle to put on, and girls who wear them have cut heels, because they're tight and offer 0% foot support. the 'base' of the thing is a fucking piece of wood or some similar material. gay.
5. sandals look good on some people (reference ashu here) and like shit on others (reference david fei here). obviously i'm talking about the latter kind. here is also a perfect opportunity to mention the popular "socks+sandals" combinations, which is gay.
i wouldn't be caught dead wearing this shit.
6. crocs. CANNOT be left off this list. they are gay. look like shit, smell like shit, and comes with accessory shit! butter and gay buttons, woo!
and it looks like they can be a safety hazard too! too bad for you, motherfucker! looks like it wasn't a great idea to buy a pair now huh?
and to finish this list off:
no comment.
thank you for your time.
