How to Win a Guy on Youtube

A love story between me and a guy named 5DYGOGXtrader122. DON'T JUDGE US.

moom81: You stutter a lot in your videos. Dick.

5DY: why dont u cut ur dick off and fuckoff okay? u fuckenass cunt

moom81: at least i have a dick

5DY: wtf are u talking about?

moom81: enjoy your mcdonalds job

5DY: wth are u talking about i dont even remember talking to u

moom81: GO OUTSIDE AND GET SOME SUNLIGHT

5DY: I DO BASTARD IM FIT UNLIKE U

moom81: noodle arms lol

5DY: wow is that all youve got?

moom81: muscles?

5DY: yea of course i have muscles dumbfuck, just cuz some people are skinny doesnt mean they're weak, i have friends who are skinny but have muscles so do i

moom81: lol ok then shorty

5DY: wow ur a fucktard, im 5 ft 7 inches douchebag u think im short im not im pretty tall especially at my school, taller than tons of gurls

moom81: well at least you admit you're a girl!

5DY: i didnt fucken admit i was a girl u fucken fatass i said i was taller than a lot of girls stupid thats good, i bet u cant get gurls probably ur a fat ass gurl whos too afraid to show their face on youtube

moom81: my face would get marred by a camera. yours is plenty ugly to show online.

5DY: wow ur pretty gay ur checking me out? no wonder

moom81: want me to come visit you babe?

5DY: UR SOO GAY U FUCKEN HOMO wtf is wrong with u call michael jackson if u want to fuck him beotch

moom81: does this mean you dont want to come have a good time in a back alley or motel room summat?

5DY: NO UR GAY IM REPORTING U SEXUAL PREDATOR

(At this point he puts me on his ignore list.)

He's so in the closet.

ALSO, I DISCOVERED HE MADE ANOTHER ACCOUNT. His retardedness caught up with him and people were leaving comments on his page like "fag" "dick" et cetera. So I decided I'd stop by and leave him a message:

moom81: WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU SWITCHED ACCOUNTS

5DY: UR GAY U PREDATOR FUCK U TO HELL U FUCKEN BASTARD, IM GUNNA TELL EVERYONE UR A FUCKEN PREDATOR AND TELL THEM TO REPORT U IF UR A GUY GO CUT UR DICK OFF IF UR A GURL GO GET A DICK

moom81: should i cut the dick off once i get it?

Ahh, it's so easy to win people over.