49 replies to this topic

[Ziveeman]

granted but they aren't fresh.

i wish classes didn't start in two hours

[bambi]

ok they are cancelled but as it turns out you are missing out on classes like "how to have sex with your hot classmate 101"

I wish I understood my friend

[Ziveeman]

you do but he's not talking about anything important

i wish vacation lasted longer than just one day

[Maximum-Can]

Granted; your internet is broken and your friends are out of town.

I wish I could stay up indefinitely.

[Ziveeman]

you do but you tire exponentially so you can barely move but you can't sleep to regain energy

i wish i was hungry right now

[Red Phazon]

Granted. You now appear in a long glass-like hallway made of indestructable material, suspended in some sort of void, and outside the walls lies a sea of prepared gourmet meals.

I wish my papers could write themselves.

[Ziveeman]

Wish granted, but your paper writes itself terribly and you fail.

I wish I didn't have so much work this week.

[Red Phazon]

Granted but your work is doubled the following week.

I wish I was more disciplined.

[Lone Wolf]

Granted, but you can no longer speak or think or be as the standards call it "human"

I wish for Flying Spaghetti Monster to attack my school.

[Ziveeman]

Wish granted, but he kills you.

I wish that I wasn't sleepy right now.