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[Dante]

http://omegle.com/

This is really the best site ever. It let's you talk to random strangers!
So far, I've:
Made three MSN friends
Had cybersex as a girl to reveal I was a guy and ruin everything twice (at one occasion, the other person also revealed that he was in fact a she)
Referred several people to the inferno
and randomly trolled many other people

[Ziveeman]

Yeah I used that yesterday. I'm friends with someone now from it. It really is pretty cool.

/b/ raided it a couple nights ago though lol. was funny. for like 5 seconds.

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Referred several people to the inferno

that's a fucking great idea.

[Dante]

Yes. There is a referral contest solely for people you meet in Omegle going on right now lol, but many people just post once and leave, even the really cool people

[Florburz]

you need to be more active dante

[Ziveeman]

...

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: are you a gay guy looking for cyber sex?
You: nah
Stranger: ah okay
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[mnbasdpoi123]

30 second chat:
You: hi
Stranger: We're no strangers to love!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: Im so happy!
You: bitch shut up
Stranger: Bye maet
Stranger: mate
You: nigga shut up
Stranger: Have fun fucking 8 year old children

[Florburz]

who is /b/?

[mnbasdpoi123]

broken

[Florburz]

check this Catch-22-esqe chat I hatd

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: it told me to say hi, i feel so special
You:

D:

Stranger: you shouldn't
You: why
Stranger: because you're not
Stranger: it tells that to everyone
Stranger: sorry
You: nope, only me
Stranger: i'm looking at it literally as we speak
You: well I can't see your screen
Stranger: ignorance is no excuse
You: so how can a know you aren't lying
Stranger: what reason do you have not to trust me
You: You are a stranger
You: it says so
Stranger: well-played
You: money got
Stranger: I'm not exactly offering you a ride in my van in exchange for candy
You: Am i going to be on dateline with Cris Hansen?

Stranger: "Sit down stranger, we'd like to talk with you"
You: But you are the stranger
You: ?

Stranger: Not on my screen
Stranger: I'm you
You: I can't see your screen.
Stranger: Nor I yours
You: k
Stranger: I'm just using my point of reference
You: I'm not a professor, I'm only 6
Stranger: YES!!!!
Stranger: And now we cyber
You: cyber...
Stranger: oh no
You: ?
Stranger: sigh
*He leaves*

[mnbasdpoi123]

mine is much more legit

[akiratheoni]

looool

[Florburz]

got another

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You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: where are u from?
You: USA

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[mnbasdpoi123]

Racist
Deleted in case little children read this.

[Florburz]

that made no sense

[Ziveeman]

zyzzyxsyzygy, on Apr 19 2009, 12:18 PM, said:

check this Catch-22-esqe chat I hatd

that is win.

[Florburz]

: D

[Dante]

I have good conversations in which I make people uncomfortable:

Stranger: Instead of explosives I use mildly harsh languge and sexual innuendo... it is avery specialized segment of the terrorist web
You: i like sexual innuendo
Stranger: um... no... we are not going there
Stranger: too many penises in the room for that kind of talk mister
You: damn
You: but don't you like
Stranger: sorry dude.... just take it to pornhub and buff it out
You: when your penis rubs up against another
Stranger: WHOA
Stranger: WHOA there
You: feels good man
You: or when
Stranger: Nope... lalalalalala...not hearing this
You: you feel a penis penetrate your butthole
You: yeah
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Florburz]

you are disgusting

[Dante]

[BassNazi]

D: this thread deteriorates me