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[Ziveeman]

the internet already hasn't?

[BassNazi]

well i think my firewall protects me

[Florburz]

it has been a while since you posted buddy >

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Stranger: what
You: my ASL
Stranger: TS/Ca
You: I'm from Canada
You: sorry for my English
Stranger: TS
You: but if you check a Canadian website
You: you will notice they list TS as a gender
You: please take the time to check
You: http://www.canada.tr...ectCountry.html
Stranger: check where
Stranger: wher am i going
You: to the link I posted
Stranger: i know but then where
You: well if you're from Mexico you click the Mexican flag
Stranger: i aint from Mexico
Stranger: but where do i check if it is a gender list
You: judging from your English you are from Lousiana I'm guessing
You: so click on English - USA
Stranger: hey
Stranger: that is harsh
Stranger: I haven't spelt anything wrong
You: sorry for my English again
You: My teacher told me to learn all the US states
Stranger: But what do you want me to do I am already past that
You: but I only remember Lousiana
Stranger: I am from Australia
You:
You: Okay now click on About Canada My boy
You: or girl
You: I don't discriminate
Stranger: Where is it
Stranger: on the web page
You: after that go to Canadian Visa offices
Stranger: No i cant find About Canada
You: top of the page
Stranger: It aint there
You: hmmm odd
You: http://www.cic.gc.ca...rvices/work.asp
You: here try this
You: then click
You: Visit Canada
Stranger: wher is the visit canada button
You: left side
Stranger: now
Stranger: what
You: now you are ready to visit Canada My friend!
Stranger: ok
Stranger: great
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Stranger: r u taiwan horny girl
You: dum dums
You: dum dums
You: they like my loli loli lolipop
You: oh oh
You: my lolipop
Stranger: kroea?
You: Engishlh?
Stranger: r u famle?
You: No I'm selina
Stranger: ???
Stranger: r u girl?
You: my name is not kroea
You: it's Selina
You: my name is Selina stop asking for my name
Stranger: ok
Stranger: horny>?
You: you mean like unicorn?
Stranger: u horny?
Stranger: no sex
Stranger: sex talk?
You: okay we'll talk
You: you are male?
You: that is very interesting
Stranger: yah
You: i am female
You: when I get a card
You: and I see the sex box
Stranger: from?
You: i mark female
You: is this the sex talk?
Stranger: no
Stranger: where r u from?
You: what does that have to do with sex?
You: sex is that box where you mark Male or female
Stranger: no
Stranger: ml online
You: ?
Stranger: make love
You: >
You: You sick man
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[mnbasdpoi123]

lol

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[Ziveeman]

CutMet, on 21 August 2010 - 02:09 AM, said:

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Stranger: what
You: my ASL
Stranger: TS/Ca
You: I'm from Canada
You: sorry for my English
Stranger: TS
You: but if you check a Canadian website
You: you will notice they list TS as a gender
You: please take the time to check
You: http://www.canada.tr...ectCountry.html
Stranger: check where
Stranger: wher am i going
You: to the link I posted
Stranger: i know but then where
You: well if you're from Mexico you click the Mexican flag
Stranger: i aint from Mexico
Stranger: but where do i check if it is a gender list
You: judging from your English you are from Lousiana I'm guessing
You: so click on English - USA
Stranger: hey
Stranger: that is harsh
Stranger: I haven't spelt anything wrong
You: sorry for my English again
You: My teacher told me to learn all the US states
Stranger: But what do you want me to do I am already past that
You: but I only remember Lousiana
Stranger: I am from Australia
You:
You: Okay now click on About Canada My boy
You: or girl
You: I don't discriminate
Stranger: Where is it
Stranger: on the web page
You: after that go to Canadian Visa offices
Stranger: No i cant find About Canada
You: top of the page
Stranger: It aint there
You: hmmm odd
You: http://www.cic.gc.ca...rvices/work.asp
You: here try this
You: then click
You: Visit Canada
Stranger: wher is the visit canada button
You: left side
Stranger: now
Stranger: what
You: now you are ready to visit Canada My friend!
Stranger: ok
Stranger: great
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Stranger: r u taiwan horny girl
You: dum dums
You: dum dums
You: they like my loli loli lolipop
You: oh oh
You: my lolipop
Stranger: kroea?
You: Engishlh?
Stranger: r u famle?
You: No I'm selina
Stranger: ???
Stranger: r u girl?
You: my name is not kroea
You: it's Selina
You: my name is Selina stop asking for my name
Stranger: ok
Stranger: horny>?
You: you mean like unicorn?
Stranger: u horny?
Stranger: no sex
Stranger: sex talk?
You: okay we'll talk
You: you are male?
You: that is very interesting
Stranger: yah
You: i am female
You: when I get a card
You: and I see the sex box
Stranger: from?
You: i mark female
You: is this the sex talk?
Stranger: no
Stranger: where r u from?
You: what does that have to do with sex?
You: sex is that box where you mark Male or female
Stranger: no
Stranger: ml online
You: ?
Stranger: make love
You: >
You: You sick man
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mnbasdpoi123, on 21 August 2010 - 07:44 AM, said:

lol

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lolz +1

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Stranger: Let’s laugh at minorities.
You: Let’s.
Stranger: My good sir, I ask you. How do you babysit a black child?
You: I do not know, tell me, how do you babysit a black child?
Stranger: Simple. Attach velcrow to the ceiling and give the niglet a trampoline.
You: Oh what jolly good fun.
You: I ask you, do you know how to save a black man from drowning?
You: Yes or no question.
Stranger: No.
You: GOOD.
Stranger: I ask of you this.
Stranger: What do you call a black man flying an airplane?
You: Oh tell me tell me.
Stranger: A pilot.
Stranger: You racist.
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This is how you get a girl on Omegle


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You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: howdy
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: where are you from??
You: Tucson Arizona
Stranger: oh
Stranger: i'm from texas so i should be saying howdy....
You: you should have but its ok
Stranger: i like british people more so i don't say howdy....
You: are you a girl?
You: cuz only girls think the Brits are cool
Stranger: hm are YOU a boy?
Stranger: and lots of people like british people!!!
You: i am
Stranger: yeah, i'm a girl
Stranger: i bet i have bigger boobs than YOU
You: what does that mean
Stranger: unless you're like 400 pounds, then i suppose you win
You: im 135
Stranger: you're a skinny fella
Stranger: how tall are you??
You: 5'7'' all muscle
Stranger: anybody that weighs 135 and is 5'7" is skinny.....
You: I have light bones
Stranger: bahahaha
Stranger: okay
You: okay what are we done
Stranger: what?
You: how tall are you
Stranger: 5"6'
Stranger: 5'6"*
Stranger: actually, a 1/2 inch shorter than that
You: that means we are perfect for eachother
Stranger: i don't think so....
Stranger: how does your hair look?
You: short brown blue eyes
You: i added my eye color too fyi
Stranger: haha reeeeallly??
Stranger: i like more longish hair on guys
Stranger: not like shoulder length, but like a few inches long
You: well they dont allow long hair in the army
Stranger: for girls they do....
Stranger: and i find that odd
You: yes the army is sexist I know
Stranger: kinda sexist, don't ya think?
Stranger: oh
Stranger: you already said it
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 19 how about you
Stranger: 16
Stranger: i wanna grow taller....
You: why this is a good hight for girls i should grow taller
You: height
Stranger: i actually wanna be 5'8"
Stranger: and you're probably more likely to grow taller more than me
Stranger: i'm stuck
You: thats your goal height lol
Stranger: yes, yes it is in fact!!!
You: I think that people stop growing at 25
You: on average
Stranger: no, that's for MALES
Stranger: i'm a FEMALE
You: what is it for females
Stranger: like 16 or 17
Stranger: usually
You: owww sucks for you
You: jk
Stranger: it does suck D:!!!
You: what do you do in texas. for fun
You: my guess is ride horses
Stranger: i don't have much fun. i study too much and when i'm not studying or working on something related to school, i'm too tired to do anything
Stranger: and everybody thinks we ride horses everywhere. we don't
You: lol
Stranger: we have cars and stuff
You: is there a stereo type for azizonans
Stranger: but actually, my geometry teacher a couple years ago said there was a kid that did ride a horse to school. i laughed
You: ahaha
Stranger: uhm i don't think so. desertish and yeah....
You: do you live on the green side or dry side of texas
You: i drove through a few times so i know there is
Stranger: i actually live RIGHT in the middle where everything connects
You: ohh
Stranger: there's different regions in texas. my city is where they all meet
You: so not too hot not too wet?
Stranger: it's texas. it has to be hot
Stranger: that's like in the unwritten description of texas
Stranger: and we have droughts sometimes
You: here it gets 120 tn the summer
Stranger: that's because arizona is really dry!!!
Stranger: it's like over 100 in the summer
You: thats baby food
Stranger: baby food tastes like shit
You: I never tried it.
Stranger: don't
Stranger: there's a reason why babies don't eat baby food much
Stranger: it's shitty
You: haha I would feed a baby what I eat
You: so they grow a strong sthomach
You: does that make sense???
Stranger: you can't!!!
Stranger: it needs to be mushy
You: breast feed then
Stranger: babies don't magically just have teeth when they pop out
Stranger: somebody can't always be breastfeeding a baby/!!!
You: untill they have teeth
Stranger: sometimes the mommy goes dries after a couple of months!!
You: eww
You: do they get smaller
Stranger: uh
Stranger: i'm not sure actually
Stranger: i'll ask my friend who has a friend who has a sister who's pregnant
You: now
Stranger: and i don't wanna ask my chemistry teacher from last year who's pregnant. that would be weird and she already thinks i'm slightly retarded and really random
Stranger: not now. she's still pregnant
You: this is probaly the longest chat i ever had on omegle
Stranger: because i'm soooo fucking orgasmically beautifully amazing???
You: YES! If i gave you my facebook name would you add me as a friend
Stranger: i don't add people though
Stranger: people add ME!!!
Stranger: and there's probably a bajillion people with your name
You: not my name it is unique
Stranger: aren't you a white kid?
You: yes but
Stranger: have you searched your name in fb before?
You: yeah im the only one
Stranger: really????
Stranger: what's your first name??
You: Lee
Stranger: lots of people have the name lee.....
You: i know it sounds asian but im white
Stranger: lots of white people have the name lee!!!!
You: really im glad you think so
Stranger: according to howmanyofme.com, 330,294 people have the first name Lee
Stranger: okay. well, i haven't met many whities with the name Lee
You: how many people have your name
Stranger: but there are some!!!
Stranger: lots actually!!!
Stranger: less than you!!!
Stranger: 268,267 people with my first name!!
You: what is your first name???
Stranger: Elaine
Stranger: there's too many of me on fb.....
You: I typed my first and last into that website and there is only one in the us with my name
Stranger: well, with both my first and last, there's 6 people
You: ha I win
Stranger: it's cause i'm asian!!!
You: my last name is german
Stranger: there are more people with asian last names than german ones!!
You: thats because there are more asians!
Stranger: yeah.....
You: what kind od asian are you
Stranger: chinese
Stranger: the most common kind!!!
You: lol
Stranger: there are 101 people on fb with my first and last name.....
Stranger: i think i act the whitest out of all of them though
You: I couldnt tell you were asian from talking too you
Stranger: see!!!
You: espesially because you said at first that your were asian instead of chinese
Stranger: except i can't really read or write chinese
You: ohh well... you should find me on facebook
Stranger: idk your name!!! also, i don't add people!!! people add ME!!!
You: what does that mean!?!?!
You: people and me?
Stranger: but....
Stranger: what's your name??
You: oh i just read it
You: add
You: Lee Ficke
Stranger: doesn't ficke mean fuck??
Stranger: if it does, i would be quite proud to have that last name
You: how did you know that?
You: and yes it does
Stranger: bahahaha
Stranger: i went to this summer camp a couple years ago and there were german people. i learned some german
Stranger: well, fuck you and a couple other phrases
You: Ficke dish
Stranger: you look creepy in your photo
Stranger: i don't think i'll add you.....
You: I know its old
You: oh
You: ow
Stranger: don't feel bad!!!
Stranger: i don't add other people!!!! they gotta add me!!!
You: why?
Stranger: because....that's how it is!!
You: is it a game
Stranger: hahaha no
Stranger: just the way it is....
You: what if I change my photo to a more sexy one
Stranger: i gotta be going in like 2 minutes so you better change it NAO
Stranger: i gotta go now
You: ok bye forever
Stranger: so uhm
Stranger: omg
Stranger: i'll send you a message
You: cool its a start
You: lol
Stranger: that's a fucktarded picture
Stranger: bye
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Stranger: Hey
You: hi
Stranger: You're going to destroy the planet.
Stranger: All by yourself.
You: the planet is very vague
You: i think that you're a bad prophet
You: or ate a bad fortune cookie
Stranger: The planet humans live on.
You: is this the only one?
Stranger: Yes.
You: wouldn't evolutionary theory posit that any planet that's hospitable to life end up like ours?
You: or similar to it
Stranger: It would be VERY unlikely.
You: human-minded beings
Stranger: Similar doesn't mean human.
You: very unlikely?
Stranger: Yes.
You: in the scope of the universe we're less than a speck
You: very unlikely becomes highly probable in that scope
You: there might be a universe just like ours
You: maybe
You: hundreds
You: thousands
Stranger: We haven't found a planet capable of holding life...
You: guess what?
You: it would take ten million lifetimes to reach the other end
You: of the universe
You: we will never find one, likely
You: that doesn't mean it doesn't exist
Stranger: No.
You: yes
Stranger: I'm not saying it doesn't.
You: 100 lightyears is a human's longest possible distance to travel
Stranger: I'm saying the conditions to create life are so unlikely and special, that we can't count on a fake calculation to tell us there's more life out there
You: fake calculation? lol?
You: let me introduce you to calculus
You: science and it are good friends
Stranger: ... Yes. There's a calculation that tells gives us an estimation of how many planets out there are capable of having life.
You: um, no
Stranger: Yes.
You: maybe a statistic
You: not a calculation
Stranger: No.
You: we have no way of knowing that
Stranger: We have no way of knowing just about anything indefinitly.
You: so how are you so sure that there are no planets with life on them?
Stranger: I'm not.
You: so i might be right?
You: there might be a million planets with humans on them.
You: some more advanced than others.
Stranger: No.
You: sure there might
Stranger: I doubt there's anything out there with our exact genetic structure....
Stranger: Infact, I'm going to go out on a limb and say it's impossible.
You: The logical transformation from RNA to human life on earth will never happen again?
You: of the statistically infinite possibilities of planets out there?
Stranger: I believe it's very unlikely.
Stranger: It doesn't make sense if it happens.
You: it is unlikely in a small scope
Stranger: It is unlikely in a large scope.
You: broaden your mind and see that the universe is enormous and is growing larger every day
You: suns die and are born multiple times a second
Stranger: Do you know how perfect our planet's situation is and how the slightest change in the atmosphere could not only change life as we know, but end it.
You: let's do some conjecture
Stranger: We cant count on the optimism that there's something else out there that happened to be this perfect.
You: 1/100,000,000,000,000,000 chance that the planet works out this way
You: fair?
Stranger: No. Because that statistic is already made.
You: i said conjecture
Stranger: Sure.
You: hence, we're painting a picture
Stranger: So, there's a small chance there's a planet out there that has life on it.
Stranger: There's an even smaller chance that life is more than microbes
Stranger: and even a smaller chance that the life is intelligent.
You: Ok, bear with me
You: our solar system is 5,900,000,000 miles long
You: this contains eight planets and a sun
You: one lightyear is
587,849,981,000 long
You: that could contain approximately one hundred of our universes
You: One hundred of our universes, and that's one lightyear
You: multiply this by ten million
You: You're saying in ten billion solar systems out there, or ninety billion planets, there is not one chance of a planet following something similar to what has happened on ours?
Stranger: I never said that.
You: That is exactly what you're saying
Stranger: I'm saying no planet is following exactly what happened to ours.
Stranger: Therefore, no humans.
You: no, what you're saying is that no planet out there could harbor humans
Stranger: I'm saying no planet has humans on it...
You: you're saying that because a pigeon shit in a different spot on planet 35.62346 billion, there are no humans?
Stranger: Yes.
You: you're outrageous
Stranger: How?
Stranger: How is it outrageous to believe that no planet is going to undergo the same evolution?
You: alright, answer this
You: what do you define as human
Stranger: A homo sapien.
You: if this pigeon shit causes every being on the planet to have two noses rather than one, but are similar in every single way, they're not human?
Stranger: Nope.
Stranger: Hold on.
Stranger: Are you saying they have the same genetic make up, but a mutation...
You: that may be
Stranger: Then they're human, they just underwent a mutation for some reason.
Stranger: I'm going to throw this out there though... a planet that isn't going to be able to make humans like ours, isn't going to make pigeons either.
You: it was a joke
You: how many mutations would you allow to happen before you declare this thing to not be a human?
Stranger: No it wasn't, you were trying to make a point
You: no, don't even try to strawman me
Stranger: Until it's a new species.
You: let's change PIGEON SHITTING to A ROCK MOVING
You: the idea is the exact same.
Stranger: Sure.
Stranger: Let's go back to something realistic, like the planet's atmospheric make-up....
Stranger: Do you believe another planet will have the EXACT atmosphere Earth has?
You: we've been speaking realistically this entire time
You: no? does that mean humans won't exist?
You: no.
Stranger: Yes.
Stranger: It does.
You: no it doesn't.
Stranger: Why not?
Stranger: What if that planet didn't have an ocean and everything were freshwater; shellfish could live, but not in such an abundance that it could be a source of food for large mammals...
Stranger: Could humans live?
Stranger: Sorry... could something evolve into a human with those conditions?
You: i also did some research - the universe is in fact 159 billion lightyears long. that makes the entire known universe
91,704,597,036,000,000,000,000 miles long, capable of holding 15,543,152,040,000 of our universes, or 12,434,521,6320,000 planets.
Stranger: That's cool. You didn't answer my question.
You: you're not thinking correctly
You: is the problem
Stranger: Alright.
You: you are so myopically categorizing the way that humans could exist while entirely ignoring the statistics
You: do you see how many planets there are?
You: do you know how many possible combinations that makes?
You: over hundreds of millions of years?
Stranger: Do you know statistics are bullshit?
You: and you have the balls to say that humans can't live anywhere else?
Stranger: I do.
Stranger: Sorry. Not live.
You: or exist, or evolve
Stranger: Okay. That works.
Stranger: I don't believe there isn't intelligent life...
You: also, the fact that you're saying statistics are bullshit means you don't know much about interplanetary physics
You: or much about math in general
Stranger: But I don't believe humans live anywhere else as we're unique to this planet as every other thing about this planet.
Stranger: Um.
Stranger: Well, what definites are there in statistics?
Stranger: There aren't any...
You: very few, and that's my point
You: you're outright denying the possibility. i'm telling you that there is one.
Stranger: A statistic isn't a fact.
You: it is an observation
You: what you're working off of is "i think
You: "
You: "i believe"
You: that's just great
You: you can think and believe all you want
You: if you can't back up what you're saying with anything then you're talking total shit
You: at least i have several years of research and some simple math to prove my position
You: what do you have?
Stranger: I have chemistry, biology and James Lovelock to back me up.
You: (also, i don't really have the means to destroy a planet)
You: lol, one person
You: i have stephen hawking, if we're going to name scientists
Stranger: Did Stephen Hawking REALLY say there are humans on other planets?
Stranger: I find that hard to believe...
You: he said there is intelligent life. and that they're dangerous.
You: that fits the bill of a human, at the least.
Stranger: I didn't say there wasn't intelligent life.
You: OK I KNOW
Stranger: No.
Stranger: Intelligent life doesn't mean human.
You: you also aren't speaking in well-founded chemistry or biology
Stranger: Sure.
You: all you're saying is that the environment doesn't exist, and it couldn't happen
You: you speak in absolutes as if you've seen the universe for yourself
Stranger: Alright.
You: do you have large quantities of TNT by the way, just in case another planet pops up with humans on them
You: apparently it's my job to eradicate them
Stranger: It is.
Stranger: You are going to, single-handedly, kill a planet.
You: nice
Stranger: with human life.
Stranger: I don't think you'll find another one, though.
Stranger: I really don't.
You: doesn't mean it doesn't exist
Stranger: I don't believe it does.
Stranger: Infact, I'd put my life on that.
You: we discussed this, lol
Stranger: I know.
You: finish this prophecy
Stranger: Mostly, I kind of hope there's no "intelligent" life like us on other planets...
Stranger: Because if something else has the capacity to fuck up like we are, I sure hope they're smart enough to rather stop or fix themselves before they change their planet and kill themselves, along with many other species.
You: lol, i think we're all going to kill ourselves before we make contact
You: so it doesn't much matter whether they exist unless they come here before the nuclear holocaust
Stranger: Haha. I think nuclear is the least of our problems...
Stranger: Infact, I think nuclear is the start of solving a lot of our problems (if you don't count letting most of the human overpopulation die as solution)
You: i know, human pride is our biggest enemy
Stranger: Yeah. It's a pretty big problem.
Stranger: We're a pretty big parasite, that's for sure.
Stranger: We're a pretty big, smart, parasite.
Stranger: It's too bad we're letting it go to waste, I don't believe there's another species like us out there. The conditions were too perfect... nothing evolved into what we are before and life has restarted at least 3 times on this planet... We're wasting ourselves and it's sad.
You: well, if we exist elsewhere, we're either dead, technologically immortal, or still getting there
You: right now we're in the latter
Stranger: I don't think our planet would support us being technologically immortal.
You: with an near-infinite energy source, yet to be discovered on earth, why not?
Stranger: because we don't just need energy to survive.
You: once again, you're thinking inside the box... technologically immortal could mean anything. we might learn how to transcend our bodies.
You: we might be able to upload ourselves to self-restoring servers
You: exist in another realm
Stranger: Exist in a realm that doesn't exist.
You: the internet?
Stranger: You can't run and hide inside a machine and pretend your body can run on a battery, that life can run on a battery.
You: why can't we learn how to rearrange subatomic particles?
You: is that impossible?
Stranger: But why do we want to?
You: we learned how to separate them. you always break things before you put them together.
You: because... people don't like dying?
Stranger: I see how you can see this as a beautiful thing...
You: don't put words in my mouth
Stranger: Sorry
You: i'm saying it's possible. i'm not saying i would have it happen to me
Stranger: So... how would we get nutrients?
You: catalyze them using a machine
Stranger: Catalyze from what?
You: anything
You: waste products could be made into nutrients again
Stranger: Yes. Waste products do cycle back into nutrients.
Stranger: So, we're going continue to rape the planet, and eat our shit.
Stranger: I'm staying inside my box.
You: we are the master species
You: survival of the fittest
Stranger: BAHAHAHAHA
You: eventually other things will be phased out
You: i'm not saying that ironically
Stranger: Until we realise we depend on everything else.
You: it's true
Stranger: No.
You: you depend on trees?
You: the ocean?
Stranger: YES
Stranger: YES
Stranger: YES
You: lol
You: funny joke
Stranger: I evolved from the ocean.
Stranger: The ocean gave me the brain I have today
You: and you wish to return to it
Stranger: The ocean gave me the life I have today.
Stranger: No, not really.
You: so what use does it have to you
Stranger: It gives me food.
Stranger: It gives me oxygen
Stranger: It gives me power
You: we can make food and oxygen
You: we can put chemicals in your brain to make you feel powerful
Stranger: Not when there's nothing to make food and oxygen out of.
You: are we thinking in the time that we have the catalyzer, or no?
You: because you aren't making any sense if we are.
Stranger: So you're saying this machine will make things out of nothing...
You: no, it will simply rearrange particles to create new ones
Stranger: Out of what particles?
You: alchemy, if you will
You: ANY particle
You: everything is made of the same fundamental protons, neutrons, and electrons
You: it will rearrange these into new things
You: incredibly complex
You: that's the entire point of the LHC
You: to see what happens
You: we're getting there
You: and with quantum physics, and undoubtedly a new, more powerful way of thinking, we'll do it
You: someday
You: if we aren't all killed by our headstrong politics and dumbass ideologies
Stranger: This seems like one of the latter.
You: maybe someday we'll realize we are a human race and not different races
You: this is HAPPENING. right now
You: research the LHC
You: we're learning about the building blocks of everything
You: how they behave at light speed
You: it's fantastic
Stranger: That's all fine and dandy
Stranger: But it's on too small of a scale.
Stranger: If we miraculously find this infinite energy source, it's still not capable of recreating the systems already in play
Stranger: And if we destroy these systems, there are catastrophic changes that can happen. We can control everything in a sterile environment...
You: i already said we will more than likely all die first
You: i'm still waiting for the black hole to swallow the earth
Stranger: I'm saying the idea of rearranging atoms isn't unrealistic... I'm saying thinking it will make us the "supreme species" that survives and prospers alone on this planet while everything else dies off and becomes unbalanced is unrealistic.
You: we already are the supreme species. for now.
Stranger: What do we have? Guns?
You: superior intelligence, which leads to guns, sure
Stranger: We're afraid of the dark, we are almost hairless, we cut our nails, our teeth are dull...
Stranger: We have the ability to make tools to defend ourselves.
Stranger: That's about it.
You: and we possess the greatest fear and paranoia, which makes us have the greatest drive to kill things that make us afraid
Stranger: We're not even the smartest species.
You: lol, ok then
Stranger: Dolphins and whales have us beat.
You: um, right
Stranger: Dolphins, definintly.
You: those smart dolphins and their underwater cities
Stranger: Lol.
Stranger: Yup.
Stranger: They can see right through you.
Stranger: Well, in a physical sense.
Stranger: They recognize themselves, just like we do. They communicate in different languages.
You: i know how smart dolphins are
Stranger: They can't really build things... but their neural activity exceeds ours.
You: they have four lobes
You: blah blah blah
You: their greatest flaw is that we can kill them easier
You: therefore we are superior
You: that's how nature works
Stranger: Sort of. I though humans were excluded from "nature"
You: it's terrible, horrible, i hate it, but that's life.
Stranger: *thought
Stranger: Humans are apparently excluded from being animals.
You: well, if we aren't a part of nature, then we can't be compared to animals, then, can we
You: compared in that way*
Stranger: I guess not.
You: simply, we are the master species because we can kill the other species the most efficiently and fastest
You: whether that will have negative side-effects is unimportant
Stranger: Actually, ebola kills us pretty fast.
You: there are people that ebola can't kill
Stranger: And for those people, there are other bacterium.
You: and if you're going to say that, then viruses are the master race. but they're not there yet, because we have vaccines.
Stranger: or viruses
Stranger: Ah. There's MRSA
You: we are smarter than viruses. they beat our dumb monkey bodies, but they can't beat our sophisticated brains
Stranger: Sure they can.
Stranger: We just have to let them evolve a little more.
You: we can't cure something right now, but that doesn't mean it's not coming
Stranger: MRSA has us pretty beat.
You: ok, which is why i am saying we are *currently* the greatest
Stranger: So. MRSA is the ultimate species.
You: for now
You: maybe
Stranger: Well, I guess you can kill it off with a large mixture of different anti-biotics... but that doesn't count.
You: in a month it will die
You: maybe
Stranger: No.
You: maybe we will phase out viruses entirely
You: maybe
Stranger: No.
You: you don't give us enough credit
Stranger: Nope.
Stranger: I don't think we're worth it.
Stranger: We get enough credit.
You: luckily for you i'm majoring in this type of stuff
Stranger: Anthropology?
You: micro
Stranger: Nice.
You: i might be the person who believes we can eradicate disease and does it
You: then we can kill each other just as nature intended
Stranger: Well, good for you.
Stranger: I hope you don't.
Stranger: Because nature intended bacteria, too.
Stranger: same with viruses.
Stranger: And we need to die.
You: we die of old age
You: anyway
Stranger: Sort of.
You: while i am solving the problem of gruesome uncurable deaths, someone else will be sedating people's desires for families
Stranger: Old age was a lot younger 100 years ago.
Stranger: And while you do that, I'll watch the ocean slowly deteriorate and try to do something about it, but ultimately fail because humans are stupid.
You: as much as you wish that the earth should be immortal, it will die, by our hand or the supernova caused by the sun
Stranger: I don't wish that at all.
You: (a joke)
Stranger: Your jokes are weird.
You: this fucking conversation is weird
You: lol
Stranger: I agree.
Stranger: But it's fine.
You: best on omegle so far
You: better than ASL and me calling them a faggot
Stranger: ASL
You: faggot
You: oh shucks
You:
Stranger: There. Now it has a hint of omegle charm.,
You: i have a very realistic view of the world but i appreciate its beauty
You: i wish that we could coexist
Stranger: We can.
Stranger: We just don't want to.,
You: have you picked up your newspaper
You: recently
You: clearly nobody in power wants to coexist
Stranger: Like I said, we just don't want to.
You: who is 'we'
You: 'we' are the people who do not have power
You: 'we' believe that we should just be friends
You: but we have families and memories to protect against percieved enemist
You: enemies*
Stranger: Oh. We're talking about people.
You: no
You: enemies can be the trees to someone
You: certainly the stupid animals in nature don't want to be our friends
You: they're afraid of us, rightfully so
You: we can't coexist
Stranger: There was a time when we did.
Stranger: It wasn't that long ago.
You: no
You: mice run from eagles
You: mice and eagles cannot coexist because one preys on the other
Stranger: Yes they can.
You: we prey on everything
Stranger: One keeps the other's population in control.
Stranger: The other feeds.
Stranger: It's a cycle.
Stranger: They co-exist
You: they kill each other
You: is that what you want?
Stranger: No. Hear me out.
Stranger: In real life, the eagle would mostly eat the young, weak and infirm, prudent predation... this helps the mouse's evolution
Stranger: Only the strong survive and are able to pass on their genes
Stranger: No imagine if we took the eagle out and let the mice just run amuk
Stranger: There would be no control, they'd use up all their resources and die.
You: i see where you're going with this
You: the problem is that we have no natural predator
You: no longer
Stranger: We do.
Stranger: Disease
You: again, disease can be beaten
Stranger: Time
You: time is too abstract to count
You: and it, too, can be beaten
Stranger: And the fact that we don't normally reproduce that quicklu.
You: fixable
You: stem cell research
You: is promising
Stranger: Is it right to fix everything?
You: is it wrong?
You: we want to survive
Stranger: From an ecological standpoint, yup.
You: so we will fix the problems
You: until we die
You: or until we live
Stranger: If we were truely as intelligent as we think/say we are, we'd recognize this.
You: uhh
Stranger: We'd recognize that we're overpopulating, running out of resources and that's what's going to kill us.
Stranger: Exactly like any other species without population control.
You: we have powerful emotions
You: that is why we protect the weak and young, and even the old
Stranger: Well, doesn't every herd?
You: not in an emergency
You: we do
Stranger: Not necessarily.
Stranger: In REAL disasters, people get left behind all the time.
Stranger: We feel bad after, but when it comes down to it... if one person can survive, the majority will act like crabs in a bucket.
You: we throw ourselves infront of trains to save a stupidass kid
You: we send our citizens to other countries to help ease their suffering
You: war is a real disaster
Stranger: I see your point, but it's different.
You: earthquakes and floods are real disasters
Stranger: We do rescue people from earthquakes and floods, but there are also times when the authorities have to turn around because it's just too dangerous
You: that is a very rare occurance
Stranger: Not really.
Stranger: Think about it.
Stranger: When are they there?
Stranger: During the incident?
Stranger: Highly unlikely.
Stranger: Afterwards?
Stranger: They're all over it.
You: and it doesn't support your enigmatic theory about population control, or something
You: in the rare event that something terrible happens, those *in the epicenter* are sometimes noble enough to save others
Stranger: No, we don't have enough natural disasters to control the population....
You: that's the problem
Stranger: So, we should make more.
You: we have no population control that can kill us in swaths
Stranger: E.bola for everyone.
You: the black plague happened once
You: and never again
You: yes, that won't happen
You: ~_~
Stranger: There have been other plagues.
You: SARS, AIDS
You: and now MRSA
Stranger: Polio
You: polio was vanquished
Stranger: MRSA isn't a plague.
You: i know
You: it might becomeo ne
You: one*
Stranger: It has the capacity.
Stranger: It's a pretty common bacteria
You: and it will be beaten
Stranger: I hope not.
You: the survivors will be the rich
You: lol, that's terrible
Stranger: Why?
You: don't worry, it will be beaten
Stranger: I want my children to live.
You: live they shall
Stranger: So half the world (at least) needs to die.
You: let me get this straight
You: rather than desperately advancing our technology to its greatest limits, perhaps transmuting elements, you would have people die for your own gain? when there are 12,434,521,6320,000 planets that may or may not have life on them?
You: we can move to other planets and make the conditions livable
Stranger: Yes.
Stranger: Both those things are unrealistic in the time my children will be born.
You: of course
You: no offense - nobody cares about your children but you, though
Stranger: Infact, both those things are pretty unrealistic, period.
Stranger: Well, hopefully one other person cares about my children...
Stranger: As they will also be their children.
You: and if you die from the disease?
Stranger: And why shouldn't I? I want my genes to continue. I'm an animal.
Stranger: Then I'm dead.
Stranger: And hopefully one of my children survives.
You: you don't want your genes to continue
You: you want your children to grow up and lead happy, productive lives, and then have children of their own
You: you have a more complex brain than that.
Stranger: I want my children to be healthy.
Stranger: And to grow up and have healthy children.
You: which is why you aren't out fucking every woman you lay eyes on
Stranger: Well, that and I'm not a lesbian.
You: or man
You: jeez, come on
Stranger: Haha. Was a joke, man.
Stranger: Our minds are too complex for ourselves.
You: we just cracked the human genome
You: again, in the unlikely event that we survive ourselves, we will become an amazing species
Stranger: We are an amazing species.
You: a frail species
You: in my eyes, we're still on the way
Stranger: The way we do things is a little bizarre, though... we're disconnected.
You: to becoming amazing
Stranger: We have the brains only co-existing with shellfish could give us.
Stranger: We're pretty great for what we've done with ourselves and what we can create... we're just so disconnected from the real world we're running amuck and ruining everything evolution worked so hard to build up.
Stranger: I hate us.
You: lol
You: i guess that would be an appropriate view for someone who has studied and appreciates evolutionary biology (assuming you have). i would be kind of pissed if we started messing with how sound worked (although those are entirely different things), as a musician
You: myself, i like that we are able to overcome any problem that comes to us. just like, i'm sure, someone who doesn't much care for sound would be interested to see how we could twist our perceptions of it
Stranger: If you're only looking at this from an anthropogenic point of view, we can use the methods you've referred to.
Stranger: We can overcome our problem of only having one earth to relocating...
Stranger: We can overcome our problem of not having enough to creating new molecules out of old ones.
Stranger: But, we're not really solving our problem... we're just kind of post-poneing it.
You: what is our problem?
Stranger: We're out of control.
Stranger: What's the solution to us using too much? Find more. Not enough space? Find more.
You: yes
Stranger: What happens when there's no more?
Stranger: We die.
You: this is why i said earlier that we will have to sedate ourselves
You: with science, of course
Stranger: With what science?
You: we can mess with our brains already
Stranger: Mind control wasn't really what I was driving at.
Stranger: I don't think we're THAT stupid.
You: i see few alternatives
You: america is the prime example of what happens if you let people run amok
Stranger: Life as we know it would have to change, but I can see them.
Stranger: No.
Stranger: That's Africa.
You: africa is the destitute america
You: their survival of the fittest is more raw. ours involves peer pressure, social status, and achievements.
Stranger: Um.
Stranger: Right.
Stranger: The way I see it, they're a war-torn continent with many, many different problems...
You: i took a semester course on the politics of nigeria
You: it is truly fucked up
Stranger: Disease, high birth rate, high infant mortality.
You: hence, rawer
You: less options to save yourself
You: fewer options to leave it
Stranger: ... People rape other people and go into prostitution for money.
You: yes
Stranger: It's a country still based on the same shit we are.
Stranger: For some reason there's just less enforcement.
You: that's what i was going to say
Stranger: I don't see it as raw.
Stranger: I would see living off the land as raw.
You: you don't see gang warfare as raw?
You: we have that here, too, but few gangs are able to openly stage shootouts in busy streets with fully automatic guns
Stranger: We have different definitions of raw.
You: clearly
Stranger: I see your point, it doesn't matter how you word it.
Stranger: So, even poor nations are still based on peer pressure, acheivement/power and social status.
You: but in the end it's the same thing everywhere, lol
You: i was just saying that america is relatable because we see it every day - assuming it's some ungodly hour of the morning wherever you are
Stranger: It seemed like your were comparing the two. I was mislead.
You: i said 'africa is the destitute america', which is in essence what i was driving at
Stranger: right.
You: ok
You: let's summarize so i can go to bed:
i am going to destroy the planet, which has humans on it, sometime before i die, and that might happen soon or in a trillion years, because humans are amazing, and the universe is huge, and we might die before we beat the viruses, so i need to get cracking at destroying a planet that isn't earth so that i can prove that your prophecy was too broad for me to believe it was divine insight
Stranger: I guess that's it.
Stranger: Except you won't find another planet.
You: NO DON'T
Stranger: And you'll just have to destroy this one.
You: EVEN
You: I AM TIRED
You: NO MORE PLZ K THX
You: Ok
You: I will summarize one more time
Stranger: So you'll have to create a super-factory that will pump enough carbon into the atmosphere to make the ocean acid.
You: "Maybe"
You: Ok?
Stranger: Then we'll die.
You: That is the summary for tonight
You: "maybe"
Stranger: That's a good one.
Stranger: "Maybe".
You: a word to live on
Stranger: I don't want to.
You: maybe is a good word for inspiration
Stranger: I guess.
Stranger: Yeah. Makes sense.
Stranger: Maybe doesn't move people, though.
You: maybe leads to what if
Stranger: 'What if" leads to "It's not real, who cares".
Stranger: "This is happening" leads to "It's not real. I'm scared to do anything about it."
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[mnbasdpoi123]

Maximum-Can, on 07 September 2010 - 09:28 PM, said:

Spoiler

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Hey
You: hi
Stranger: You're going to destroy the planet.
Stranger: All by yourself.
You: the planet is very vague
You: i think that you're a bad prophet
You: or ate a bad fortune cookie
Stranger: The planet humans live on.
You: is this the only one?
Stranger: Yes.
You: wouldn't evolutionary theory posit that any planet that's hospitable to life end up like ours?
You: or similar to it
Stranger: It would be VERY unlikely.
You: human-minded beings
Stranger: Similar doesn't mean human.
You: very unlikely?
Stranger: Yes.
You: in the scope of the universe we're less than a speck
You: very unlikely becomes highly probable in that scope
You: there might be a universe just like ours
You: maybe
You: hundreds
You: thousands
Stranger: We haven't found a planet capable of holding life...
You: guess what?
You: it would take ten million lifetimes to reach the other end
You: of the universe
You: we will never find one, likely
You: that doesn't mean it doesn't exist
Stranger: No.
You: yes
Stranger: I'm not saying it doesn't.
You: 100 lightyears is a human's longest possible distance to travel
Stranger: I'm saying the conditions to create life are so unlikely and special, that we can't count on a fake calculation to tell us there's more life out there
You: fake calculation? lol?
You: let me introduce you to calculus
You: science and it are good friends
Stranger: ... Yes. There's a calculation that tells gives us an estimation of how many planets out there are capable of having life.
You: um, no
Stranger: Yes.
You: maybe a statistic
You: not a calculation
Stranger: No.
You: we have no way of knowing that
Stranger: We have no way of knowing just about anything indefinitly.
You: so how are you so sure that there are no planets with life on them?
Stranger: I'm not.
You: so i might be right?
You: there might be a million planets with humans on them.
You: some more advanced than others.
Stranger: No.
You: sure there might
Stranger: I doubt there's anything out there with our exact genetic structure....
Stranger: Infact, I'm going to go out on a limb and say it's impossible.
You: The logical transformation from RNA to human life on earth will never happen again?
You: of the statistically infinite possibilities of planets out there?
Stranger: I believe it's very unlikely.
Stranger: It doesn't make sense if it happens.
You: it is unlikely in a small scope
Stranger: It is unlikely in a large scope.
You: broaden your mind and see that the universe is enormous and is growing larger every day
You: suns die and are born multiple times a second
Stranger: Do you know how perfect our planet's situation is and how the slightest change in the atmosphere could not only change life as we know, but end it.
You: let's do some conjecture
Stranger: We cant count on the optimism that there's something else out there that happened to be this perfect.
You: 1/100,000,000,000,000,000 chance that the planet works out this way
You: fair?
Stranger: No. Because that statistic is already made.
You: i said conjecture
Stranger: Sure.
You: hence, we're painting a picture
Stranger: So, there's a small chance there's a planet out there that has life on it.
Stranger: There's an even smaller chance that life is more than microbes
Stranger: and even a smaller chance that the life is intelligent.
You: Ok, bear with me
You: our solar system is 5,900,000,000 miles long
You: this contains eight planets and a sun
You: one lightyear is
587,849,981,000 long
You: that could contain approximately one hundred of our universes
You: One hundred of our universes, and that's one lightyear
You: multiply this by ten million
You: You're saying in ten billion solar systems out there, or ninety billion planets, there is not one chance of a planet following something similar to what has happened on ours?
Stranger: I never said that.
You: That is exactly what you're saying
Stranger: I'm saying no planet is following exactly what happened to ours.
Stranger: Therefore, no humans.
You: no, what you're saying is that no planet out there could harbor humans
Stranger: I'm saying no planet has humans on it...
You: you're saying that because a pigeon shit in a different spot on planet 35.62346 billion, there are no humans?
Stranger: Yes.
You: you're outrageous
Stranger: How?
Stranger: How is it outrageous to believe that no planet is going to undergo the same evolution?
You: alright, answer this
You: what do you define as human
Stranger: A homo sapien.
You: if this pigeon shit causes every being on the planet to have two noses rather than one, but are similar in every single way, they're not human?
Stranger: Nope.
Stranger: Hold on.
Stranger: Are you saying they have the same genetic make up, but a mutation...
You: that may be
Stranger: Then they're human, they just underwent a mutation for some reason.
Stranger: I'm going to throw this out there though... a planet that isn't going to be able to make humans like ours, isn't going to make pigeons either.
You: it was a joke
You: how many mutations would you allow to happen before you declare this thing to not be a human?
Stranger: No it wasn't, you were trying to make a point
You: no, don't even try to strawman me
Stranger: Until it's a new species.
You: let's change PIGEON SHITTING to A ROCK MOVING
You: the idea is the exact same.
Stranger: Sure.
Stranger: Let's go back to something realistic, like the planet's atmospheric make-up....
Stranger: Do you believe another planet will have the EXACT atmosphere Earth has?
You: we've been speaking realistically this entire time
You: no? does that mean humans won't exist?
You: no.
Stranger: Yes.
Stranger: It does.
You: no it doesn't.
Stranger: Why not?
Stranger: What if that planet didn't have an ocean and everything were freshwater; shellfish could live, but not in such an abundance that it could be a source of food for large mammals...
Stranger: Could humans live?
Stranger: Sorry... could something evolve into a human with those conditions?
You: i also did some research - the universe is in fact 159 billion lightyears long. that makes the entire known universe
91,704,597,036,000,000,000,000 miles long, capable of holding 15,543,152,040,000 of our universes, or 12,434,521,6320,000 planets.
Stranger: That's cool. You didn't answer my question.
You: you're not thinking correctly
You: is the problem
Stranger: Alright.
You: you are so myopically categorizing the way that humans could exist while entirely ignoring the statistics
You: do you see how many planets there are?
You: do you know how many possible combinations that makes?
You: over hundreds of millions of years?
Stranger: Do you know statistics are bullshit?
You: and you have the balls to say that humans can't live anywhere else?
Stranger: I do.
Stranger: Sorry. Not live.
You: or exist, or evolve
Stranger: Okay. That works.
Stranger: I don't believe there isn't intelligent life...
You: also, the fact that you're saying statistics are bullshit means you don't know much about interplanetary physics
You: or much about math in general
Stranger: But I don't believe humans live anywhere else as we're unique to this planet as every other thing about this planet.
Stranger: Um.
Stranger: Well, what definites are there in statistics?
Stranger: There aren't any...
You: very few, and that's my point
You: you're outright denying the possibility. i'm telling you that there is one.
Stranger: A statistic isn't a fact.
You: it is an observation
You: what you're working off of is "i think
You: "
You: "i believe"
You: that's just great
You: you can think and believe all you want
You: if you can't back up what you're saying with anything then you're talking total shit
You: at least i have several years of research and some simple math to prove my position
You: what do you have?
Stranger: I have chemistry, biology and James Lovelock to back me up.
You: (also, i don't really have the means to destroy a planet)
You: lol, one person
You: i have stephen hawking, if we're going to name scientists
Stranger: Did Stephen Hawking REALLY say there are humans on other planets?
Stranger: I find that hard to believe...
You: he said there is intelligent life. and that they're dangerous.
You: that fits the bill of a human, at the least.
Stranger: I didn't say there wasn't intelligent life.
You: OK I KNOW
Stranger: No.
Stranger: Intelligent life doesn't mean human.
You: you also aren't speaking in well-founded chemistry or biology
Stranger: Sure.
You: all you're saying is that the environment doesn't exist, and it couldn't happen
You: you speak in absolutes as if you've seen the universe for yourself
Stranger: Alright.
You: do you have large quantities of TNT by the way, just in case another planet pops up with humans on them
You: apparently it's my job to eradicate them
Stranger: It is.
Stranger: You are going to, single-handedly, kill a planet.
You: nice
Stranger: with human life.
Stranger: I don't think you'll find another one, though.
Stranger: I really don't.
You: doesn't mean it doesn't exist
Stranger: I don't believe it does.
Stranger: Infact, I'd put my life on that.
You: we discussed this, lol
Stranger: I know.
You: finish this prophecy
Stranger: Mostly, I kind of hope there's no "intelligent" life like us on other planets...
Stranger: Because if something else has the capacity to fuck up like we are, I sure hope they're smart enough to rather stop or fix themselves before they change their planet and kill themselves, along with many other species.
You: lol, i think we're all going to kill ourselves before we make contact
You: so it doesn't much matter whether they exist unless they come here before the nuclear holocaust
Stranger: Haha. I think nuclear is the least of our problems...
Stranger: Infact, I think nuclear is the start of solving a lot of our problems (if you don't count letting most of the human overpopulation die as solution)
You: i know, human pride is our biggest enemy
Stranger: Yeah. It's a pretty big problem.
Stranger: We're a pretty big parasite, that's for sure.
Stranger: We're a pretty big, smart, parasite.
Stranger: It's too bad we're letting it go to waste, I don't believe there's another species like us out there. The conditions were too perfect... nothing evolved into what we are before and life has restarted at least 3 times on this planet... We're wasting ourselves and it's sad.
You: well, if we exist elsewhere, we're either dead, technologically immortal, or still getting there
You: right now we're in the latter
Stranger: I don't think our planet would support us being technologically immortal.
You: with an near-infinite energy source, yet to be discovered on earth, why not?
Stranger: because we don't just need energy to survive.
You: once again, you're thinking inside the box... technologically immortal could mean anything. we might learn how to transcend our bodies.
You: we might be able to upload ourselves to self-restoring servers
You: exist in another realm
Stranger: Exist in a realm that doesn't exist.
You: the internet?
Stranger: You can't run and hide inside a machine and pretend your body can run on a battery, that life can run on a battery.
You: why can't we learn how to rearrange subatomic particles?
You: is that impossible?
Stranger: But why do we want to?
You: we learned how to separate them. you always break things before you put them together.
You: because... people don't like dying?
Stranger: I see how you can see this as a beautiful thing...
You: don't put words in my mouth
Stranger: Sorry
You: i'm saying it's possible. i'm not saying i would have it happen to me
Stranger: So... how would we get nutrients?
You: catalyze them using a machine
Stranger: Catalyze from what?
You: anything
You: waste products could be made into nutrients again
Stranger: Yes. Waste products do cycle back into nutrients.
Stranger: So, we're going continue to rape the planet, and eat our shit.
Stranger: I'm staying inside my box.
You: we are the master species
You: survival of the fittest
Stranger: BAHAHAHAHA
You: eventually other things will be phased out
You: i'm not saying that ironically
Stranger: Until we realise we depend on everything else.
You: it's true
Stranger: No.
You: you depend on trees?
You: the ocean?
Stranger: YES
Stranger: YES
Stranger: YES
You: lol
You: funny joke
Stranger: I evolved from the ocean.
Stranger: The ocean gave me the brain I have today
You: and you wish to return to it
Stranger: The ocean gave me the life I have today.
Stranger: No, not really.
You: so what use does it have to you
Stranger: It gives me food.
Stranger: It gives me oxygen
Stranger: It gives me power
You: we can make food and oxygen
You: we can put chemicals in your brain to make you feel powerful
Stranger: Not when there's nothing to make food and oxygen out of.
You: are we thinking in the time that we have the catalyzer, or no?
You: because you aren't making any sense if we are.
Stranger: So you're saying this machine will make things out of nothing...
You: no, it will simply rearrange particles to create new ones
Stranger: Out of what particles?
You: alchemy, if you will
You: ANY particle
You: everything is made of the same fundamental protons, neutrons, and electrons
You: it will rearrange these into new things
You: incredibly complex
You: that's the entire point of the LHC
You: to see what happens
You: we're getting there
You: and with quantum physics, and undoubtedly a new, more powerful way of thinking, we'll do it
You: someday
You: if we aren't all killed by our headstrong politics and dumbass ideologies
Stranger: This seems like one of the latter.
You: maybe someday we'll realize we are a human race and not different races
You: this is HAPPENING. right now
You: research the LHC
You: we're learning about the building blocks of everything
You: how they behave at light speed
You: it's fantastic
Stranger: That's all fine and dandy
Stranger: But it's on too small of a scale.
Stranger: If we miraculously find this infinite energy source, it's still not capable of recreating the systems already in play
Stranger: And if we destroy these systems, there are catastrophic changes that can happen. We can control everything in a sterile environment...
You: i already said we will more than likely all die first
You: i'm still waiting for the black hole to swallow the earth
Stranger: I'm saying the idea of rearranging atoms isn't unrealistic... I'm saying thinking it will make us the "supreme species" that survives and prospers alone on this planet while everything else dies off and becomes unbalanced is unrealistic.
You: we already are the supreme species. for now.
Stranger: What do we have? Guns?
You: superior intelligence, which leads to guns, sure
Stranger: We're afraid of the dark, we are almost hairless, we cut our nails, our teeth are dull...
Stranger: We have the ability to make tools to defend ourselves.
Stranger: That's about it.
You: and we possess the greatest fear and paranoia, which makes us have the greatest drive to kill things that make us afraid
Stranger: We're not even the smartest species.
You: lol, ok then
Stranger: Dolphins and whales have us beat.
You: um, right
Stranger: Dolphins, definintly.
You: those smart dolphins and their underwater cities
Stranger: Lol.
Stranger: Yup.
Stranger: They can see right through you.
Stranger: Well, in a physical sense.
Stranger: They recognize themselves, just like we do. They communicate in different languages.
You: i know how smart dolphins are
Stranger: They can't really build things... but their neural activity exceeds ours.
You: they have four lobes
You: blah blah blah
You: their greatest flaw is that we can kill them easier
You: therefore we are superior
You: that's how nature works
Stranger: Sort of. I though humans were excluded from "nature"
You: it's terrible, horrible, i hate it, but that's life.
Stranger: *thought
Stranger: Humans are apparently excluded from being animals.
You: well, if we aren't a part of nature, then we can't be compared to animals, then, can we
You: compared in that way*
Stranger: I guess not.
You: simply, we are the master species because we can kill the other species the most efficiently and fastest
You: whether that will have negative side-effects is unimportant
Stranger: Actually, ebola kills us pretty fast.
You: there are people that ebola can't kill
Stranger: And for those people, there are other bacterium.
You: and if you're going to say that, then viruses are the master race. but they're not there yet, because we have vaccines.
Stranger: or viruses
Stranger: Ah. There's MRSA
You: we are smarter than viruses. they beat our dumb monkey bodies, but they can't beat our sophisticated brains
Stranger: Sure they can.
Stranger: We just have to let them evolve a little more.
You: we can't cure something right now, but that doesn't mean it's not coming
Stranger: MRSA has us pretty beat.
You: ok, which is why i am saying we are *currently* the greatest
Stranger: So. MRSA is the ultimate species.
You: for now
You: maybe
Stranger: Well, I guess you can kill it off with a large mixture of different anti-biotics... but that doesn't count.
You: in a month it will die
You: maybe
Stranger: No.
You: maybe we will phase out viruses entirely
You: maybe
Stranger: No.
You: you don't give us enough credit
Stranger: Nope.
Stranger: I don't think we're worth it.
Stranger: We get enough credit.
You: luckily for you i'm majoring in this type of stuff
Stranger: Anthropology?
You: micro
Stranger: Nice.
You: i might be the person who believes we can eradicate disease and does it
You: then we can kill each other just as nature intended
Stranger: Well, good for you.
Stranger: I hope you don't.
Stranger: Because nature intended bacteria, too.
Stranger: same with viruses.
Stranger: And we need to die.
You: we die of old age
You: anyway
Stranger: Sort of.
You: while i am solving the problem of gruesome uncurable deaths, someone else will be sedating people's desires for families
Stranger: Old age was a lot younger 100 years ago.
Stranger: And while you do that, I'll watch the ocean slowly deteriorate and try to do something about it, but ultimately fail because humans are stupid.
You: as much as you wish that the earth should be immortal, it will die, by our hand or the supernova caused by the sun
Stranger: I don't wish that at all.
You: (a joke)
Stranger: Your jokes are weird.
You: this fucking conversation is weird
You: lol
Stranger: I agree.
Stranger: But it's fine.
You: best on omegle so far
You: better than ASL and me calling them a faggot
Stranger: ASL
You: faggot
You: oh shucks
You:
Stranger: There. Now it has a hint of omegle charm.,
You: i have a very realistic view of the world but i appreciate its beauty
You: i wish that we could coexist
Stranger: We can.
Stranger: We just don't want to.,
You: have you picked up your newspaper
You: recently
You: clearly nobody in power wants to coexist
Stranger: Like I said, we just don't want to.
You: who is 'we'
You: 'we' are the people who do not have power
You: 'we' believe that we should just be friends
You: but we have families and memories to protect against percieved enemist
You: enemies*
Stranger: Oh. We're talking about people.
You: no
You: enemies can be the trees to someone
You: certainly the stupid animals in nature don't want to be our friends
You: they're afraid of us, rightfully so
You: we can't coexist
Stranger: There was a time when we did.
Stranger: It wasn't that long ago.
You: no
You: mice run from eagles
You: mice and eagles cannot coexist because one preys on the other
Stranger: Yes they can.
You: we prey on everything
Stranger: One keeps the other's population in control.
Stranger: The other feeds.
Stranger: It's a cycle.
Stranger: They co-exist
You: they kill each other
You: is that what you want?
Stranger: No. Hear me out.
Stranger: In real life, the eagle would mostly eat the young, weak and infirm, prudent predation... this helps the mouse's evolution
Stranger: Only the strong survive and are able to pass on their genes
Stranger: No imagine if we took the eagle out and let the mice just run amuk
Stranger: There would be no control, they'd use up all their resources and die.
You: i see where you're going with this
You: the problem is that we have no natural predator
You: no longer
Stranger: We do.
Stranger: Disease
You: again, disease can be beaten
Stranger: Time
You: time is too abstract to count
You: and it, too, can be beaten
Stranger: And the fact that we don't normally reproduce that quicklu.
You: fixable
You: stem cell research
You: is promising
Stranger: Is it right to fix everything?
You: is it wrong?
You: we want to survive
Stranger: From an ecological standpoint, yup.
You: so we will fix the problems
You: until we die
You: or until we live
Stranger: If we were truely as intelligent as we think/say we are, we'd recognize this.
You: uhh
Stranger: We'd recognize that we're overpopulating, running out of resources and that's what's going to kill us.
Stranger: Exactly like any other species without population control.
You: we have powerful emotions
You: that is why we protect the weak and young, and even the old
Stranger: Well, doesn't every herd?
You: not in an emergency
You: we do
Stranger: Not necessarily.
Stranger: In REAL disasters, people get left behind all the time.
Stranger: We feel bad after, but when it comes down to it... if one person can survive, the majority will act like crabs in a bucket.
You: we throw ourselves infront of trains to save a stupidass kid
You: we send our citizens to other countries to help ease their suffering
You: war is a real disaster
Stranger: I see your point, but it's different.
You: earthquakes and floods are real disasters
Stranger: We do rescue people from earthquakes and floods, but there are also times when the authorities have to turn around because it's just too dangerous
You: that is a very rare occurance
Stranger: Not really.
Stranger: Think about it.
Stranger: When are they there?
Stranger: During the incident?
Stranger: Highly unlikely.
Stranger: Afterwards?
Stranger: They're all over it.
You: and it doesn't support your enigmatic theory about population control, or something
You: in the rare event that something terrible happens, those *in the epicenter* are sometimes noble enough to save others
Stranger: No, we don't have enough natural disasters to control the population....
You: that's the problem
Stranger: So, we should make more.
You: we have no population control that can kill us in swaths
Stranger: E.bola for everyone.
You: the black plague happened once
You: and never again
You: yes, that won't happen
You: ~_~
Stranger: There have been other plagues.
You: SARS, AIDS
You: and now MRSA
Stranger: Polio
You: polio was vanquished
Stranger: MRSA isn't a plague.
You: i know
You: it might becomeo ne
You: one*
Stranger: It has the capacity.
Stranger: It's a pretty common bacteria
You: and it will be beaten
Stranger: I hope not.
You: the survivors will be the rich
You: lol, that's terrible
Stranger: Why?
You: don't worry, it will be beaten
Stranger: I want my children to live.
You: live they shall
Stranger: So half the world (at least) needs to die.
You: let me get this straight
You: rather than desperately advancing our technology to its greatest limits, perhaps transmuting elements, you would have people die for your own gain? when there are 12,434,521,6320,000 planets that may or may not have life on them?
You: we can move to other planets and make the conditions livable
Stranger: Yes.
Stranger: Both those things are unrealistic in the time my children will be born.
You: of course
You: no offense - nobody cares about your children but you, though
Stranger: Infact, both those things are pretty unrealistic, period.
Stranger: Well, hopefully one other person cares about my children...
Stranger: As they will also be their children.
You: and if you die from the disease?
Stranger: And why shouldn't I? I want my genes to continue. I'm an animal.
Stranger: Then I'm dead.
Stranger: And hopefully one of my children survives.
You: you don't want your genes to continue
You: you want your children to grow up and lead happy, productive lives, and then have children of their own
You: you have a more complex brain than that.
Stranger: I want my children to be healthy.
Stranger: And to grow up and have healthy children.
You: which is why you aren't out fucking every woman you lay eyes on
Stranger: Well, that and I'm not a lesbian.
You: or man
You: jeez, come on
Stranger: Haha. Was a joke, man.
Stranger: Our minds are too complex for ourselves.
You: we just cracked the human genome
You: again, in the unlikely event that we survive ourselves, we will become an amazing species
Stranger: We are an amazing species.
You: a frail species
You: in my eyes, we're still on the way
Stranger: The way we do things is a little bizarre, though... we're disconnected.
You: to becoming amazing
Stranger: We have the brains only co-existing with shellfish could give us.
Stranger: We're pretty great for what we've done with ourselves and what we can create... we're just so disconnected from the real world we're running amuck and ruining everything evolution worked so hard to build up.
Stranger: I hate us.
You: lol
You: i guess that would be an appropriate view for someone who has studied and appreciates evolutionary biology (assuming you have). i would be kind of pissed if we started messing with how sound worked (although those are entirely different things), as a musician
You: myself, i like that we are able to overcome any problem that comes to us. just like, i'm sure, someone who doesn't much care for sound would be interested to see how we could twist our perceptions of it
Stranger: If you're only looking at this from an anthropogenic point of view, we can use the methods you've referred to.
Stranger: We can overcome our problem of only having one earth to relocating...
Stranger: We can overcome our problem of not having enough to creating new molecules out of old ones.
Stranger: But, we're not really solving our problem... we're just kind of post-poneing it.
You: what is our problem?
Stranger: We're out of control.
Stranger: What's the solution to us using too much? Find more. Not enough space? Find more.
You: yes
Stranger: What happens when there's no more?
Stranger: We die.
You: this is why i said earlier that we will have to sedate ourselves
You: with science, of course
Stranger: With what science?
You: we can mess with our brains already
Stranger: Mind control wasn't really what I was driving at.
Stranger: I don't think we're THAT stupid.
You: i see few alternatives
You: america is the prime example of what happens if you let people run amok
Stranger: Life as we know it would have to change, but I can see them.
Stranger: No.
Stranger: That's Africa.
You: africa is the destitute america
You: their survival of the fittest is more raw. ours involves peer pressure, social status, and achievements.
Stranger: Um.
Stranger: Right.
Stranger: The way I see it, they're a war-torn continent with many, many different problems...
You: i took a semester course on the politics of nigeria
You: it is truly fucked up
Stranger: Disease, high birth rate, high infant mortality.
You: hence, rawer
You: less options to save yourself
You: fewer options to leave it
Stranger: ... People rape other people and go into prostitution for money.
You: yes
Stranger: It's a country still based on the same shit we are.
Stranger: For some reason there's just less enforcement.
You: that's what i was going to say
Stranger: I don't see it as raw.
Stranger: I would see living off the land as raw.
You: you don't see gang warfare as raw?
You: we have that here, too, but few gangs are able to openly stage shootouts in busy streets with fully automatic guns
Stranger: We have different definitions of raw.
You: clearly
Stranger: I see your point, it doesn't matter how you word it.
Stranger: So, even poor nations are still based on peer pressure, acheivement/power and social status.
You: but in the end it's the same thing everywhere, lol
You: i was just saying that america is relatable because we see it every day - assuming it's some ungodly hour of the morning wherever you are
Stranger: It seemed like your were comparing the two. I was mislead.
You: i said 'africa is the destitute america', which is in essence what i was driving at
Stranger: right.
You: ok
You: let's summarize so i can go to bed:
i am going to destroy the planet, which has humans on it, sometime before i die, and that might happen soon or in a trillion years, because humans are amazing, and the universe is huge, and we might die before we beat the viruses, so i need to get cracking at destroying a planet that isn't earth so that i can prove that your prophecy was too broad for me to believe it was divine insight
Stranger: I guess that's it.
Stranger: Except you won't find another planet.
You: NO DON'T
Stranger: And you'll just have to destroy this one.
You: EVEN
You: I AM TIRED
You: NO MORE PLZ K THX
You: Ok
You: I will summarize one more time
Stranger: So you'll have to create a super-factory that will pump enough carbon into the atmosphere to make the ocean acid.
You: "Maybe"
You: Ok?
Stranger: Then we'll die.
You: That is the summary for tonight
You: "maybe"
Stranger: That's a good one.
Stranger: "Maybe".
You: a word to live on
Stranger: I don't want to.
You: maybe is a good word for inspiration
Stranger: I guess.
Stranger: Yeah. Makes sense.
Stranger: Maybe doesn't move people, though.
You: maybe leads to what if
Stranger: 'What if" leads to "It's not real, who cares".
Stranger: "This is happening" leads to "It's not real. I'm scared to do anything about it."
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Quoting this because it's long.

[Ziveeman]

Maximum-Can, on 07 September 2010 - 09:28 PM, said:

Spoiler

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Hey
You: hi
Stranger: You're going to destroy the planet.
Stranger: All by yourself.
You: the planet is very vague
You: i think that you're a bad prophet
You: or ate a bad fortune cookie
Stranger: The planet humans live on.
You: is this the only one?
Stranger: Yes.
You: wouldn't evolutionary theory posit that any planet that's hospitable to life end up like ours?
You: or similar to it
Stranger: It would be VERY unlikely.
You: human-minded beings
Stranger: Similar doesn't mean human.
You: very unlikely?
Stranger: Yes.
You: in the scope of the universe we're less than a speck
You: very unlikely becomes highly probable in that scope
You: there might be a universe just like ours
You: maybe
You: hundreds
You: thousands
Stranger: We haven't found a planet capable of holding life...
You: guess what?
You: it would take ten million lifetimes to reach the other end
You: of the universe
You: we will never find one, likely
You: that doesn't mean it doesn't exist
Stranger: No.
You: yes
Stranger: I'm not saying it doesn't.
You: 100 lightyears is a human's longest possible distance to travel
Stranger: I'm saying the conditions to create life are so unlikely and special, that we can't count on a fake calculation to tell us there's more life out there
You: fake calculation? lol?
You: let me introduce you to calculus
You: science and it are good friends
Stranger: ... Yes. There's a calculation that tells gives us an estimation of how many planets out there are capable of having life.
You: um, no
Stranger: Yes.
You: maybe a statistic
You: not a calculation
Stranger: No.
You: we have no way of knowing that
Stranger: We have no way of knowing just about anything indefinitly.
You: so how are you so sure that there are no planets with life on them?
Stranger: I'm not.
You: so i might be right?
You: there might be a million planets with humans on them.
You: some more advanced than others.
Stranger: No.
You: sure there might
Stranger: I doubt there's anything out there with our exact genetic structure....
Stranger: Infact, I'm going to go out on a limb and say it's impossible.
You: The logical transformation from RNA to human life on earth will never happen again?
You: of the statistically infinite possibilities of planets out there?
Stranger: I believe it's very unlikely.
Stranger: It doesn't make sense if it happens.
You: it is unlikely in a small scope
Stranger: It is unlikely in a large scope.
You: broaden your mind and see that the universe is enormous and is growing larger every day
You: suns die and are born multiple times a second
Stranger: Do you know how perfect our planet's situation is and how the slightest change in the atmosphere could not only change life as we know, but end it.
You: let's do some conjecture
Stranger: We cant count on the optimism that there's something else out there that happened to be this perfect.
You: 1/100,000,000,000,000,000 chance that the planet works out this way
You: fair?
Stranger: No. Because that statistic is already made.
You: i said conjecture
Stranger: Sure.
You: hence, we're painting a picture
Stranger: So, there's a small chance there's a planet out there that has life on it.
Stranger: There's an even smaller chance that life is more than microbes
Stranger: and even a smaller chance that the life is intelligent.
You: Ok, bear with me
You: our solar system is 5,900,000,000 miles long
You: this contains eight planets and a sun
You: one lightyear is
587,849,981,000 long
You: that could contain approximately one hundred of our universes
You: One hundred of our universes, and that's one lightyear
You: multiply this by ten million
You: You're saying in ten billion solar systems out there, or ninety billion planets, there is not one chance of a planet following something similar to what has happened on ours?
Stranger: I never said that.
You: That is exactly what you're saying
Stranger: I'm saying no planet is following exactly what happened to ours.
Stranger: Therefore, no humans.
You: no, what you're saying is that no planet out there could harbor humans
Stranger: I'm saying no planet has humans on it...
You: you're saying that because a pigeon shit in a different spot on planet 35.62346 billion, there are no humans?
Stranger: Yes.
You: you're outrageous
Stranger: How?
Stranger: How is it outrageous to believe that no planet is going to undergo the same evolution?
You: alright, answer this
You: what do you define as human
Stranger: A homo sapien.
You: if this pigeon shit causes every being on the planet to have two noses rather than one, but are similar in every single way, they're not human?
Stranger: Nope.
Stranger: Hold on.
Stranger: Are you saying they have the same genetic make up, but a mutation...
You: that may be
Stranger: Then they're human, they just underwent a mutation for some reason.
Stranger: I'm going to throw this out there though... a planet that isn't going to be able to make humans like ours, isn't going to make pigeons either.
You: it was a joke
You: how many mutations would you allow to happen before you declare this thing to not be a human?
Stranger: No it wasn't, you were trying to make a point
You: no, don't even try to strawman me
Stranger: Until it's a new species.
You: let's change PIGEON SHITTING to A ROCK MOVING
You: the idea is the exact same.
Stranger: Sure.
Stranger: Let's go back to something realistic, like the planet's atmospheric make-up....
Stranger: Do you believe another planet will have the EXACT atmosphere Earth has?
You: we've been speaking realistically this entire time
You: no? does that mean humans won't exist?
You: no.
Stranger: Yes.
Stranger: It does.
You: no it doesn't.
Stranger: Why not?
Stranger: What if that planet didn't have an ocean and everything were freshwater; shellfish could live, but not in such an abundance that it could be a source of food for large mammals...
Stranger: Could humans live?
Stranger: Sorry... could something evolve into a human with those conditions?
You: i also did some research - the universe is in fact 159 billion lightyears long. that makes the entire known universe
91,704,597,036,000,000,000,000 miles long, capable of holding 15,543,152,040,000 of our universes, or 12,434,521,6320,000 planets.
Stranger: That's cool. You didn't answer my question.
You: you're not thinking correctly
You: is the problem
Stranger: Alright.
You: you are so myopically categorizing the way that humans could exist while entirely ignoring the statistics
You: do you see how many planets there are?
You: do you know how many possible combinations that makes?
You: over hundreds of millions of years?
Stranger: Do you know statistics are bullshit?
You: and you have the balls to say that humans can't live anywhere else?
Stranger: I do.
Stranger: Sorry. Not live.
You: or exist, or evolve
Stranger: Okay. That works.
Stranger: I don't believe there isn't intelligent life...
You: also, the fact that you're saying statistics are bullshit means you don't know much about interplanetary physics
You: or much about math in general
Stranger: But I don't believe humans live anywhere else as we're unique to this planet as every other thing about this planet.
Stranger: Um.
Stranger: Well, what definites are there in statistics?
Stranger: There aren't any...
You: very few, and that's my point
You: you're outright denying the possibility. i'm telling you that there is one.
Stranger: A statistic isn't a fact.
You: it is an observation
You: what you're working off of is "i think
You: "
You: "i believe"
You: that's just great
You: you can think and believe all you want
You: if you can't back up what you're saying with anything then you're talking total shit
You: at least i have several years of research and some simple math to prove my position
You: what do you have?
Stranger: I have chemistry, biology and James Lovelock to back me up.
You: (also, i don't really have the means to destroy a planet)
You: lol, one person
You: i have stephen hawking, if we're going to name scientists
Stranger: Did Stephen Hawking REALLY say there are humans on other planets?
Stranger: I find that hard to believe...
You: he said there is intelligent life. and that they're dangerous.
You: that fits the bill of a human, at the least.
Stranger: I didn't say there wasn't intelligent life.
You: OK I KNOW
Stranger: No.
Stranger: Intelligent life doesn't mean human.
You: you also aren't speaking in well-founded chemistry or biology
Stranger: Sure.
You: all you're saying is that the environment doesn't exist, and it couldn't happen
You: you speak in absolutes as if you've seen the universe for yourself
Stranger: Alright.
You: do you have large quantities of TNT by the way, just in case another planet pops up with humans on them
You: apparently it's my job to eradicate them
Stranger: It is.
Stranger: You are going to, single-handedly, kill a planet.
You: nice
Stranger: with human life.
Stranger: I don't think you'll find another one, though.
Stranger: I really don't.
You: doesn't mean it doesn't exist
Stranger: I don't believe it does.
Stranger: Infact, I'd put my life on that.
You: we discussed this, lol
Stranger: I know.
You: finish this prophecy
Stranger: Mostly, I kind of hope there's no "intelligent" life like us on other planets...
Stranger: Because if something else has the capacity to fuck up like we are, I sure hope they're smart enough to rather stop or fix themselves before they change their planet and kill themselves, along with many other species.
You: lol, i think we're all going to kill ourselves before we make contact
You: so it doesn't much matter whether they exist unless they come here before the nuclear holocaust
Stranger: Haha. I think nuclear is the least of our problems...
Stranger: Infact, I think nuclear is the start of solving a lot of our problems (if you don't count letting most of the human overpopulation die as solution)
You: i know, human pride is our biggest enemy
Stranger: Yeah. It's a pretty big problem.
Stranger: We're a pretty big parasite, that's for sure.
Stranger: We're a pretty big, smart, parasite.
Stranger: It's too bad we're letting it go to waste, I don't believe there's another species like us out there. The conditions were too perfect... nothing evolved into what we are before and life has restarted at least 3 times on this planet... We're wasting ourselves and it's sad.
You: well, if we exist elsewhere, we're either dead, technologically immortal, or still getting there
You: right now we're in the latter
Stranger: I don't think our planet would support us being technologically immortal.
You: with an near-infinite energy source, yet to be discovered on earth, why not?
Stranger: because we don't just need energy to survive.
You: once again, you're thinking inside the box... technologically immortal could mean anything. we might learn how to transcend our bodies.
You: we might be able to upload ourselves to self-restoring servers
You: exist in another realm
Stranger: Exist in a realm that doesn't exist.
You: the internet?
Stranger: You can't run and hide inside a machine and pretend your body can run on a battery, that life can run on a battery.
You: why can't we learn how to rearrange subatomic particles?
You: is that impossible?
Stranger: But why do we want to?
You: we learned how to separate them. you always break things before you put them together.
You: because... people don't like dying?
Stranger: I see how you can see this as a beautiful thing...
You: don't put words in my mouth
Stranger: Sorry
You: i'm saying it's possible. i'm not saying i would have it happen to me
Stranger: So... how would we get nutrients?
You: catalyze them using a machine
Stranger: Catalyze from what?
You: anything
You: waste products could be made into nutrients again
Stranger: Yes. Waste products do cycle back into nutrients.
Stranger: So, we're going continue to rape the planet, and eat our shit.
Stranger: I'm staying inside my box.
You: we are the master species
You: survival of the fittest
Stranger: BAHAHAHAHA
You: eventually other things will be phased out
You: i'm not saying that ironically
Stranger: Until we realise we depend on everything else.
You: it's true
Stranger: No.
You: you depend on trees?
You: the ocean?
Stranger: YES
Stranger: YES
Stranger: YES
You: lol
You: funny joke
Stranger: I evolved from the ocean.
Stranger: The ocean gave me the brain I have today
You: and you wish to return to it
Stranger: The ocean gave me the life I have today.
Stranger: No, not really.
You: so what use does it have to you
Stranger: It gives me food.
Stranger: It gives me oxygen
Stranger: It gives me power
You: we can make food and oxygen
You: we can put chemicals in your brain to make you feel powerful
Stranger: Not when there's nothing to make food and oxygen out of.
You: are we thinking in the time that we have the catalyzer, or no?
You: because you aren't making any sense if we are.
Stranger: So you're saying this machine will make things out of nothing...
You: no, it will simply rearrange particles to create new ones
Stranger: Out of what particles?
You: alchemy, if you will
You: ANY particle
You: everything is made of the same fundamental protons, neutrons, and electrons
You: it will rearrange these into new things
You: incredibly complex
You: that's the entire point of the LHC
You: to see what happens
You: we're getting there
You: and with quantum physics, and undoubtedly a new, more powerful way of thinking, we'll do it
You: someday
You: if we aren't all killed by our headstrong politics and dumbass ideologies
Stranger: This seems like one of the latter.
You: maybe someday we'll realize we are a human race and not different races
You: this is HAPPENING. right now
You: research the LHC
You: we're learning about the building blocks of everything
You: how they behave at light speed
You: it's fantastic
Stranger: That's all fine and dandy
Stranger: But it's on too small of a scale.
Stranger: If we miraculously find this infinite energy source, it's still not capable of recreating the systems already in play
Stranger: And if we destroy these systems, there are catastrophic changes that can happen. We can control everything in a sterile environment...
You: i already said we will more than likely all die first
You: i'm still waiting for the black hole to swallow the earth
Stranger: I'm saying the idea of rearranging atoms isn't unrealistic... I'm saying thinking it will make us the "supreme species" that survives and prospers alone on this planet while everything else dies off and becomes unbalanced is unrealistic.
You: we already are the supreme species. for now.
Stranger: What do we have? Guns?
You: superior intelligence, which leads to guns, sure
Stranger: We're afraid of the dark, we are almost hairless, we cut our nails, our teeth are dull...
Stranger: We have the ability to make tools to defend ourselves.
Stranger: That's about it.
You: and we possess the greatest fear and paranoia, which makes us have the greatest drive to kill things that make us afraid
Stranger: We're not even the smartest species.
You: lol, ok then
Stranger: Dolphins and whales have us beat.
You: um, right
Stranger: Dolphins, definintly.
You: those smart dolphins and their underwater cities
Stranger: Lol.
Stranger: Yup.
Stranger: They can see right through you.
Stranger: Well, in a physical sense.
Stranger: They recognize themselves, just like we do. They communicate in different languages.
You: i know how smart dolphins are
Stranger: They can't really build things... but their neural activity exceeds ours.
You: they have four lobes
You: blah blah blah
You: their greatest flaw is that we can kill them easier
You: therefore we are superior
You: that's how nature works
Stranger: Sort of. I though humans were excluded from "nature"
You: it's terrible, horrible, i hate it, but that's life.
Stranger: *thought
Stranger: Humans are apparently excluded from being animals.
You: well, if we aren't a part of nature, then we can't be compared to animals, then, can we
You: compared in that way*
Stranger: I guess not.
You: simply, we are the master species because we can kill the other species the most efficiently and fastest
You: whether that will have negative side-effects is unimportant
Stranger: Actually, ebola kills us pretty fast.
You: there are people that ebola can't kill
Stranger: And for those people, there are other bacterium.
You: and if you're going to say that, then viruses are the master race. but they're not there yet, because we have vaccines.
Stranger: or viruses
Stranger: Ah. There's MRSA
You: we are smarter than viruses. they beat our dumb monkey bodies, but they can't beat our sophisticated brains
Stranger: Sure they can.
Stranger: We just have to let them evolve a little more.
You: we can't cure something right now, but that doesn't mean it's not coming
Stranger: MRSA has us pretty beat.
You: ok, which is why i am saying we are *currently* the greatest
Stranger: So. MRSA is the ultimate species.
You: for now
You: maybe
Stranger: Well, I guess you can kill it off with a large mixture of different anti-biotics... but that doesn't count.
You: in a month it will die
You: maybe
Stranger: No.
You: maybe we will phase out viruses entirely
You: maybe
Stranger: No.
You: you don't give us enough credit
Stranger: Nope.
Stranger: I don't think we're worth it.
Stranger: We get enough credit.
You: luckily for you i'm majoring in this type of stuff
Stranger: Anthropology?
You: micro
Stranger: Nice.
You: i might be the person who believes we can eradicate disease and does it
You: then we can kill each other just as nature intended
Stranger: Well, good for you.
Stranger: I hope you don't.
Stranger: Because nature intended bacteria, too.
Stranger: same with viruses.
Stranger: And we need to die.
You: we die of old age
You: anyway
Stranger: Sort of.
You: while i am solving the problem of gruesome uncurable deaths, someone else will be sedating people's desires for families
Stranger: Old age was a lot younger 100 years ago.
Stranger: And while you do that, I'll watch the ocean slowly deteriorate and try to do something about it, but ultimately fail because humans are stupid.
You: as much as you wish that the earth should be immortal, it will die, by our hand or the supernova caused by the sun
Stranger: I don't wish that at all.
You: (a joke)
Stranger: Your jokes are weird.
You: this fucking conversation is weird
You: lol
Stranger: I agree.
Stranger: But it's fine.
You: best on omegle so far
You: better than ASL and me calling them a faggot
Stranger: ASL
You: faggot
You: oh shucks
You:
Stranger: There. Now it has a hint of omegle charm.,
You: i have a very realistic view of the world but i appreciate its beauty
You: i wish that we could coexist
Stranger: We can.
Stranger: We just don't want to.,
You: have you picked up your newspaper
You: recently
You: clearly nobody in power wants to coexist
Stranger: Like I said, we just don't want to.
You: who is 'we'
You: 'we' are the people who do not have power
You: 'we' believe that we should just be friends
You: but we have families and memories to protect against percieved enemist
You: enemies*
Stranger: Oh. We're talking about people.
You: no
You: enemies can be the trees to someone
You: certainly the stupid animals in nature don't want to be our friends
You: they're afraid of us, rightfully so
You: we can't coexist
Stranger: There was a time when we did.
Stranger: It wasn't that long ago.
You: no
You: mice run from eagles
You: mice and eagles cannot coexist because one preys on the other
Stranger: Yes they can.
You: we prey on everything
Stranger: One keeps the other's population in control.
Stranger: The other feeds.
Stranger: It's a cycle.
Stranger: They co-exist
You: they kill each other
You: is that what you want?
Stranger: No. Hear me out.
Stranger: In real life, the eagle would mostly eat the young, weak and infirm, prudent predation... this helps the mouse's evolution
Stranger: Only the strong survive and are able to pass on their genes
Stranger: No imagine if we took the eagle out and let the mice just run amuk
Stranger: There would be no control, they'd use up all their resources and die.
You: i see where you're going with this
You: the problem is that we have no natural predator
You: no longer
Stranger: We do.
Stranger: Disease
You: again, disease can be beaten
Stranger: Time
You: time is too abstract to count
You: and it, too, can be beaten
Stranger: And the fact that we don't normally reproduce that quicklu.
You: fixable
You: stem cell research
You: is promising
Stranger: Is it right to fix everything?
You: is it wrong?
You: we want to survive
Stranger: From an ecological standpoint, yup.
You: so we will fix the problems
You: until we die
You: or until we live
Stranger: If we were truely as intelligent as we think/say we are, we'd recognize this.
You: uhh
Stranger: We'd recognize that we're overpopulating, running out of resources and that's what's going to kill us.
Stranger: Exactly like any other species without population control.
You: we have powerful emotions
You: that is why we protect the weak and young, and even the old
Stranger: Well, doesn't every herd?
You: not in an emergency
You: we do
Stranger: Not necessarily.
Stranger: In REAL disasters, people get left behind all the time.
Stranger: We feel bad after, but when it comes down to it... if one person can survive, the majority will act like crabs in a bucket.
You: we throw ourselves infront of trains to save a stupidass kid
You: we send our citizens to other countries to help ease their suffering
You: war is a real disaster
Stranger: I see your point, but it's different.
You: earthquakes and floods are real disasters
Stranger: We do rescue people from earthquakes and floods, but there are also times when the authorities have to turn around because it's just too dangerous
You: that is a very rare occurance
Stranger: Not really.
Stranger: Think about it.
Stranger: When are they there?
Stranger: During the incident?
Stranger: Highly unlikely.
Stranger: Afterwards?
Stranger: They're all over it.
You: and it doesn't support your enigmatic theory about population control, or something
You: in the rare event that something terrible happens, those *in the epicenter* are sometimes noble enough to save others
Stranger: No, we don't have enough natural disasters to control the population....
You: that's the problem
Stranger: So, we should make more.
You: we have no population control that can kill us in swaths
Stranger: E.bola for everyone.
You: the black plague happened once
You: and never again
You: yes, that won't happen
You: ~_~
Stranger: There have been other plagues.
You: SARS, AIDS
You: and now MRSA
Stranger: Polio
You: polio was vanquished
Stranger: MRSA isn't a plague.
You: i know
You: it might becomeo ne
You: one*
Stranger: It has the capacity.
Stranger: It's a pretty common bacteria
You: and it will be beaten
Stranger: I hope not.
You: the survivors will be the rich
You: lol, that's terrible
Stranger: Why?
You: don't worry, it will be beaten
Stranger: I want my children to live.
You: live they shall
Stranger: So half the world (at least) needs to die.
You: let me get this straight
You: rather than desperately advancing our technology to its greatest limits, perhaps transmuting elements, you would have people die for your own gain? when there are 12,434,521,6320,000 planets that may or may not have life on them?
You: we can move to other planets and make the conditions livable
Stranger: Yes.
Stranger: Both those things are unrealistic in the time my children will be born.
You: of course
You: no offense - nobody cares about your children but you, though
Stranger: Infact, both those things are pretty unrealistic, period.
Stranger: Well, hopefully one other person cares about my children...
Stranger: As they will also be their children.
You: and if you die from the disease?
Stranger: And why shouldn't I? I want my genes to continue. I'm an animal.
Stranger: Then I'm dead.
Stranger: And hopefully one of my children survives.
You: you don't want your genes to continue
You: you want your children to grow up and lead happy, productive lives, and then have children of their own
You: you have a more complex brain than that.
Stranger: I want my children to be healthy.
Stranger: And to grow up and have healthy children.
You: which is why you aren't out fucking every woman you lay eyes on
Stranger: Well, that and I'm not a lesbian.
You: or man
You: jeez, come on
Stranger: Haha. Was a joke, man.
Stranger: Our minds are too complex for ourselves.
You: we just cracked the human genome
You: again, in the unlikely event that we survive ourselves, we will become an amazing species
Stranger: We are an amazing species.
You: a frail species
You: in my eyes, we're still on the way
Stranger: The way we do things is a little bizarre, though... we're disconnected.
You: to becoming amazing
Stranger: We have the brains only co-existing with shellfish could give us.
Stranger: We're pretty great for what we've done with ourselves and what we can create... we're just so disconnected from the real world we're running amuck and ruining everything evolution worked so hard to build up.
Stranger: I hate us.
You: lol
You: i guess that would be an appropriate view for someone who has studied and appreciates evolutionary biology (assuming you have). i would be kind of pissed if we started messing with how sound worked (although those are entirely different things), as a musician
You: myself, i like that we are able to overcome any problem that comes to us. just like, i'm sure, someone who doesn't much care for sound would be interested to see how we could twist our perceptions of it
Stranger: If you're only looking at this from an anthropogenic point of view, we can use the methods you've referred to.
Stranger: We can overcome our problem of only having one earth to relocating...
Stranger: We can overcome our problem of not having enough to creating new molecules out of old ones.
Stranger: But, we're not really solving our problem... we're just kind of post-poneing it.
You: what is our problem?
Stranger: We're out of control.
Stranger: What's the solution to us using too much? Find more. Not enough space? Find more.
You: yes
Stranger: What happens when there's no more?
Stranger: We die.
You: this is why i said earlier that we will have to sedate ourselves
You: with science, of course
Stranger: With what science?
You: we can mess with our brains already
Stranger: Mind control wasn't really what I was driving at.
Stranger: I don't think we're THAT stupid.
You: i see few alternatives
You: america is the prime example of what happens if you let people run amok
Stranger: Life as we know it would have to change, but I can see them.
Stranger: No.
Stranger: That's Africa.
You: africa is the destitute america
You: their survival of the fittest is more raw. ours involves peer pressure, social status, and achievements.
Stranger: Um.
Stranger: Right.
Stranger: The way I see it, they're a war-torn continent with many, many different problems...
You: i took a semester course on the politics of nigeria
You: it is truly fucked up
Stranger: Disease, high birth rate, high infant mortality.
You: hence, rawer
You: less options to save yourself
You: fewer options to leave it
Stranger: ... People rape other people and go into prostitution for money.
You: yes
Stranger: It's a country still based on the same shit we are.
Stranger: For some reason there's just less enforcement.
You: that's what i was going to say
Stranger: I don't see it as raw.
Stranger: I would see living off the land as raw.
You: you don't see gang warfare as raw?
You: we have that here, too, but few gangs are able to openly stage shootouts in busy streets with fully automatic guns
Stranger: We have different definitions of raw.
You: clearly
Stranger: I see your point, it doesn't matter how you word it.
Stranger: So, even poor nations are still based on peer pressure, acheivement/power and social status.
You: but in the end it's the same thing everywhere, lol
You: i was just saying that america is relatable because we see it every day - assuming it's some ungodly hour of the morning wherever you are
Stranger: It seemed like your were comparing the two. I was mislead.
You: i said 'africa is the destitute america', which is in essence what i was driving at
Stranger: right.
You: ok
You: let's summarize so i can go to bed:
i am going to destroy the planet, which has humans on it, sometime before i die, and that might happen soon or in a trillion years, because humans are amazing, and the universe is huge, and we might die before we beat the viruses, so i need to get cracking at destroying a planet that isn't earth so that i can prove that your prophecy was too broad for me to believe it was divine insight
Stranger: I guess that's it.
Stranger: Except you won't find another planet.
You: NO DON'T
Stranger: And you'll just have to destroy this one.
You: EVEN
You: I AM TIRED
You: NO MORE PLZ K THX
You: Ok
You: I will summarize one more time
Stranger: So you'll have to create a super-factory that will pump enough carbon into the atmosphere to make the ocean acid.
You: "Maybe"
You: Ok?
Stranger: Then we'll die.
You: That is the summary for tonight
You: "maybe"
Stranger: That's a good one.
Stranger: "Maybe".
You: a word to live on
Stranger: I don't want to.
You: maybe is a good word for inspiration
Stranger: I guess.
Stranger: Yeah. Makes sense.
Stranger: Maybe doesn't move people, though.
You: maybe leads to what if
Stranger: 'What if" leads to "It's not real, who cares".
Stranger: "This is happening" leads to "It's not real. I'm scared to do anything about it."
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