Frequently Asked Questions

Zantherus can be a confusing place for newcomers, so we set up an FAQ that will answer your questions. If not, head on over to the Community where a staff member will be happy to help you out.

What is Zantherus?

This is a question we get a lot. What is a Zantherus? Is it an animal? A reptile? A city? Or like the fat kid said to the cake, can you eat it? (Actually the fat kid wouldn't ask...he'd just do it. But that's beside the point) Surprisingly enough, the answer is no. To all of them. Yes, to all of them, now shut up and listen. Zantherus is magical. A magical website where all of the bored children during their high school computer class flock to in an attempt to waste time while their seemingly senile and illiterate computer teacher hides in his office, watching all of the kids with the cameras he installed in his room. Until it gets blocked by the district's retarded web filter.

True story, by the way.

What is the Community?

The Community is a collection of people who come together to waste time posting on forums while their mom yells at them, telling them to complete their homework or they'll get grounded from going out for the weekend. Which is fine, of course, because when they get grounded, they spend more time on the Community. It's a win-win for us really.

No but seriously, the Community is a great place. The members are friendly and we all have a good time. Come check us out and please register!

What is the Image Hosting?

The Zantherus image hosting is a little gift from the administrators (only the girls get to see the big gifts ). Since we all get annoyed by image hosts that go down because of an overload or sites that don't allow hotlinking, the image host was created to avoid that. When the image host is down, the community is probably down too, so the whole "image isn't working" thing doesn't apply! Smart eh?

What is the Wiki?

The Wiki is just an encyclopedia that allows Zantherus members to do whatever they please really. We try to log some historic events, but as you can see, the laziness has only allowed us to type garbled crap that probably was in the toilet before it ended up in the beauty that is the Wiki. But seriously we try to log some cool stuff there, like the Paint Wars history, the Battle of LOL FORUM, and the admin's passwords (SRSLY GO CHECK IN THERE).

What is the Library?

Seriousy, you don't know what a library is? Maybe you should go out more (and to the library LOLOL). It's a collection of random articles and essays that our members have written. In addition to wasting your time, we also want to teach you some things (yeah you'll never get away with it, no matter how much you hate school you'll always learn! muhahahah). Some informative stuff is there so check it out.

What is the Facebook Page and Twitter?

Are you living in a hole? Are you really asking that? Okay well it's our social media connection. On our Twitter we post a couple of highlight topics of the day, so if you're too lazy to check out the Community, just look at the Twitter. As for the Facebook Page, it's new so don't expect anything yet. But become a fan and follow us please! We'd really appreciate it.

What is the FAQ?

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What are you wearing?

Um okay.

Where do you live?

Now this is just getting creepy.

No really, where do you live?

Yeah um. I don't think this is appropriate.

I have some donuts and milk in my car.

Really? What kind?

Glazed. And Bavarian Creme Filled.

Those are my favorites!

Come on in.

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